Vespa, Para and Onedotzero
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- MX_OnD0
bloody typical... I get my arse organised to go to London to meet up with teh riff raff on the same day as the biggest protest ever to be held on Scottish soil comes to town.
- determinedmoth0
bloody typical... I get my arse organised to go to London to meet up with teh riff raff on the same day as the biggest protest ever to be held on Scottish soil comes to town.
MX_OnD
(Jun 2 05, 05:26)They're only going to take huge shits on the streets anyway... you're well outta that mate.
- soda0
bloody typical... I get my arse organised to go to London to meet up with teh riff raff on the same day as the biggest protest ever to be held on Scottish soil comes to town.
MX_OnD
(Jun 2 05, 05:26)I heard they are just getting together to make sure you leave and also work out how to not let you back in.
- determinedmoth0
I heard they are just getting together to make sure you leave and also work out how to not let you back in.
soda
(Jun 2 05, 05:33)Once they see the south and all the food and jobs and sun they'll not want to go back.
- MX_OnD0
bloody typical... I get my arse organised to go to London to meet up with teh riff raff on the same day as the biggest protest ever to be held on Scottish soil comes to town.
MX_OnD
(Jun 2 05, 05:26)They're only going to take huge shits on the streets anyway... you're well outta that mate.
determinedmoth
(Jun 2 05, 05:32)I heard they are just getting together to make sure you leave and also work out how to not let you back in.
soda
(Jun 2 05, 05:33)It'll take more than a million hippies shiten it in the street to keep me out.
- toulouz0
Not forgetting the alcohol
- MX_OnD0
aye pascii!
This is the rematch... Ah'm gonna kick his cunt in.
- Kes0
I think this confirms it. We should build a shrine to vespa. Her courage under alcohol is exeemplary. Neever soda nor para turned up to work. Yet the indominitable (sp?) spirit that is vespa is back at base.
vespa, je suis salute vous!
- Kes0
and she's 110% fit.
- soda0
kuz I thought you would be blacker.
- soda0
kuz, you are right. Lord above knows how vespa got to work today, I'm feeling so rough now and I can hardly type for shaking hands.
vespa you legend!
- vespa0
aw youse guys.*blushes*
if i took the day off just cos i got wrecked the night before i'd never be at work!
omg soda i just remembered para's "Piss Bottle Dad" story, the girl is solid gold!
- pascii0
piss bottle dad?!?
- MX_OnD0
piss bottle dad?!?
pascii
(Jun 2 05, 06:45)As opposed to piss street dad
- pascii0
AHAHA
- vespa0
yea she said the reason she can go ages without needing to go to the loo is cos she had a "Piss Bottle Dad". soda and i looked at each other like meh? piss head quoi?
So. When her dad used to take her on big truckin trips across the US when she was a kid, they would drive for days and her dad wouldn't be arsed pulling over to let her take a leak. Hence The Bottle.
This is not considered to be child abuse, au contrare! it is so common that it actually has a name: "Piss Bottle Dad" !!!!!
- soda0
fucking genius. I forgot that!
Ahh, it's coming back to me now...
I also kept saying Para was from Alabama and must be able to play the banjo...I do also walking quite camply down charing cross and trying to 'shake my booty' in that club...
oh dear gawd...
- kelpie0
hahahaha Soda...
Save me people, some yank has turned up in the chav thread and completely failed to get it. I have had to leave suddenly.
Pardon me my rubbish chat from now on... :)
- skt0
Shit, I just gave him a seious response. I feel dirty. Sorry kelpie.