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- kelpie0
"you do realise I'm not Bernardo" hahahahahahahahaha!
I'm sure he was perfectly chuffed anyways...
- chossy0
see that police guy you should find out where he lives and take a muckle toof in his room when he's out he he.
joke, why is your poop tapered at the end?
so your arse doesn't close with a bang
- chossy0
I'm all about abusing horses when drunk everyone knows this, I once tried to ride a horse when I was pissed up and it was I'd imagine laughing it's ass off at me it even tried to help me up!!!
- paraselene0
the best bit is that i greeted him like my long lost little brother, all 'bernardo!!! how the hell have you been, son?'
even though i'd only met the kid once! i crack myself up...
well, mx, send us your postal address and i'll write you little notes and send over some detritus from the city. that howard/thatcher thing is a trip! especially after a big spliff.
- chossy0
when I say ride I mean go for a canter not try to get it pumped :|
- ********0
something's missing from my life. i did bugger all. didn't even get drunk. the low point was a shitty argument that sent me outside to sit in a fucking thunderstorm for two hours because the fucking pubs weren't open. What I was doing up at 9am is quite beyond the laws of nature.
shite. utter shite. rest assured this is my last post and I'll not be back to make you all feel blue too.
Grrrrrrrrrr.
- kelpie0
I remember being at a Rave once (I'm dead cool me, you see) and walking up to one of the folks I'd gone with to ask how and when we were getting home... walked right up to him, chewed his ear off for 5 minutes then realised not only was it not him, but that he didn't even look remotely like him. Embarrasing and a mite scary for the guy I think.
I then wheeled away unsteadily and lost my inner monologue as I ranted at myself the entire way out of the tent catching some hefty "avoid psycho" looks on my way. Double embarrasing.
- paraselene0
dear god, moth! sounds like a shocker of a weekend. hope you're feeling better soon. that's no good for a bank hols weekend. :(
chossy, when the horse tried to help you up, did he extend a hoof or a hand? that's how you know whether it was real or not. if he had hands you were hallucinating.
- chossy0
ha ha one time walking home along royal terrace Edinburgh, I was sober in my head but drunk in my body so when I stumbled I got really annoyed and started ranting and giving my self a row about how it didn't make sense, I did all this as I passed a load of boy racers and they all shouted out their windows at me saying ' here pal give yourself a break ya mad cunt ye'
- chossy0
It kind of rolled me over with it's hoof and snuffled at me to help me balance, It livid in a field in Dunblane near where I stay and I used to go talk to it when I was pissed up.
- kelpie0
ha ha ha ha - did you die a little inside Chossy? that's a beauty...
- chossy0
yes Kelpie I felt like a complete retard all those guys laughing at me I felt like a real down and out.
- kelpie0
well what doesn't kill you Choss...
How was the mountains?
- pascii0
I can't wait to spend a weekend in london with you guys : )
- ********0
damn moth!!
here's a wee tale to lift you from your gloom:
Friday night finds young MX somewhat inebriated after a number of 1664's in the pub and 4 cask strength, single cask, single malts at the SMWS (had to buy a bottle too of course and continue imbibing at home)
So in my stupor I sat and Skyped the girl I want to be with but am a continent apart from. We talked for hours, eventually I got pillow and duvet off the bed and lay on the floor talking to her and drinking more whisky and schmoken spliffs.
Suddenly I wake up alone, confused, hungover - still half drunk even. I turn to get into bed and lo and behold there's some fucken big rugby player type in drunken slumber on my bed.
Never seen the blooke before in my life and more unsettling none of my flatmates seemed to know who it was either..
"Oi, what are you doing on my bed????? OUT NOW!!!!!!! Sofa or pavement it really bothers me not you dodgy bastart!!!!" was how I got the cunt out....
I found out much later in the day that he's one of the girls in the flat's exes... and he's only a police.. damn good job I didn't break a table leg over his head or similar.
hope the gloom doesn't last ya moody bastart ;)
- kelpie0
ug.
I'm off now to get my feckin photo taken for our brochure...
This is going to be horrendous - I shall catch up with yous later :(
- paraselene0
omg, mx, that's absolutely side-splitting. still, though, they should have awakened you to ask first before just chucking some blokey into your bed. hilarious.
- ********0
damn MX. I'd of kicked his ass - I dont care who he is.
- ********0
nobody even knew he was there until I went stomping round the flat chanting:
"WHIT A FUCKEN CHEEK!"
Fucker must have actually stepped over me on the floor in order to get on my bed.
I'd have kicked him too moth if he hadn't left quickly, big hooor or not.
- paraselene0
catching some hefty "avoid psycho" looks on my way.
kelpie
(May 31 05, 03:02)sounds like we've all had a bit of that going on this weekend!