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damn moth!!
here's a wee tale to lift you from your gloom:
Friday night finds young MX somewhat inebriated after a number of 1664's in the pub and 4 cask strength, single cask, single malts at the SMWS (had to buy a bottle too of course and continue imbibing at home)
So in my stupor I sat and Skyped the girl I want to be with but am a continent apart from. We talked for hours, eventually I got pillow and duvet off the bed and lay on the floor talking to her and drinking more whisky and schmoken spliffs.
Suddenly I wake up alone, confused, hungover - still half drunk even. I turn to get into bed and lo and behold there's some fucken big rugby player type in drunken slumber on my bed.
Never seen the blooke before in my life and more unsettling none of my flatmates seemed to know who it was either..
"Oi, what are you doing on my bed????? OUT NOW!!!!!!! Sofa or pavement it really bothers me not you dodgy bastart!!!!" was how I got the cunt out....
I found out much later in the day that he's one of the girls in the flat's exes... and he's only a police.. damn good job I didn't break a table leg over his head or similar.
hope the gloom doesn't last ya moody bastart ;)