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- ********0
Whos mutt is that?
I's keep tellin' yers we afford more grog without dat da mutt.
Fookin' sell it.
- ********0
fook off! anyone cum near blacky and i'll ave ya! it's not just a mutt! he's me sexual partner an all!
- kelpie0
mumblemumblefuckndugsgoatmaresen... *burp
- chossy0
:'( I'm all dead now and it was Kelpie what did it to me, I'm pure gonna spook him while he's still alive.
- kelpie0
*hic
*burrp
*fart
- ********0
mumbleshmumbleshkwalitycuntfuckn...
- ********0
ooohhh sheeeeeeaarrrry bwoooooy
sheeeeaaarry bwwwaaaaaaa
*offers the thread an empty tescos bag.
- kelpie0
OOONDEEE!!! OOOOOOOOONNNDDYYY!!!!
thishishthacuntherethishishthecu...
*sits contentedly in pool of own urine grinning like a toothless crocodile, passes OND the MD20/20
- chossy0
* wooooo woooooo I'm haunting you Kelpie wooooooo wooooooo go over to your wino buddy Paraselene and pure piss in her scrumpy woooooooo
- chossy0
MAD DOG
- ********0
*uses treseme hair product on his hair
- soda0
best fucking drunk story ever.
Last year during the heatwave we took our tai chi class out in the park due to the heat. It was going really well, really peaceful like, until a crew of drunks rocked up.
Bemused by this bunch of people they shouted the normal unrecognisable drivel and then the sharpest tool in the box chips in " YOU KILLED MY MASTER, I MUST HAVE MY REVENGE!" in a faux dubbed mouth movement way.
We found it very amusing and enjoyed a giggle.He then came up to have ago at joining in, or so we thought, and after trying to molest the smallest woman there finished his show pulling one off through the hole in his pants.
I would of kicked his arse for sure but I made a rule of never fighting either a naked man or a man with a boner.
- paraselene0
* wooooo woooooo I'm haunting you Kelpie wooooooo wooooooo go over to your wino buddy Paraselene and pure piss in her scrumpy woooooooo
chossy
(May 31 05, 07:52)how in the blazes did i get shanghaiied into this mess? i haven't even been in this park for yonks. geez.
- kelpie0
whassat?!whassatwhassat?!?!?!?SH... SHU'TH'FU'UP'!!! y'eeeerrghhuuufuckdeidcuntDEIDCU...
*pisses in Para's scrumpy
- soda0
there was a great tramp outside the photographers gallery on saturday. he was catching some rays reading a paper from march 1978 and had the biggest fucking toenails I have ever seen.
- paraselene0
soda, with all this field data you've been collecting, methinks you should do like a material anthropology critique of sartorial semiology amongst london's homeless population.
or similar.
- soda0
mind you I like casual tramps the best.
the ones who obviously live somewhere but get kicked out at the crack of dawn every morning and go and sit in the park with four cans of super tea, a ham sarnie in their pocket and still wearing slippers.Oh and an old suit jacket over a jumper.
Have to wear that.
- soda0
i'm making a movie para...
well really, I am acutally researching my next job.
But the movie story scores me free grog!
- ********0
all tramps are good except damp tramps as they don't burn quite so well.
- kelpie0
you can mop up an awful lot of blood with a damp tramp though MX...