how to get fired
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- mongo
my work requires a 2 month notice, i dont want to wait that long.
- rabattski0
you don't know? how uncreative.
- kelpie0
be bad.
- tim5250
dang dude! 2 months? why? is that a law in canada?
- rabattski0
stab someone?
- spendogg0
Taking a dump on the bosses desk and sticking an mini drink umbrella in it usually does the trick.
- mongo0
haha i need to get fired without looking like i wanted to get fired
- kelpie0
or getting arrested (Rab). That would be a shit way to get fired ;)
- ********0
start showing up at 11, leaving before 4, missing deadlines, being blitzed out of your gord all day, taking long lunches, drinking beers...
just be as lazy as you possibly can be, and have a good time while you're at it.
- ********0
let us know how it goes too
- pascii0
go to the doctor, explain, and let yourself described as 'sick'
man, why can't u guys speak german..?
- anzelina0
where are you going?
just go there, and stop going to your job.
- rabattski0
ok. in that case run w/ scissors and "accidentely" fall and stab someone.
- mongo0
that was my initial plan nick ;P
- kelpie0
we here at NT can help you with this brother, lazyness is a speciality...
- kelpie0
ok. in that case run w/ scissors and "accidentely" fall and stab someone.
rabattski
(May 25 05, 09:29)now yer talkin :)
- ********0
yeah burning bridges are always fun
- mongo0
im already the laziest designer in the office.. i dont think they would notice
- rabattski0
i think hitting the 10,000+ mark here within a week will get you fired as well. at least you get da props from da scene. oh shit, should be da propz not da props.
- mrdobolina0
2 months? that is incredible. legally they can't require you to give notice at all.
- sparker0
how can they force you to wait? did you sign something?