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• lnu0

  How can you forget:

  There once was a man from nantucket,
  whose dick was so long he could suck it
  He said with a grin,
  whlie wiping his chin
  "If my ear was a c*nt I would fuck it!"

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• JackDB0

  Oh Jenny oh Jenny
  come down to the cr'k
  There's an Irisman there
  and he's washin' his prick

  Oh Jenny oh Jenny
  came down and she saw
  what a towerin' ball bearin'
  had Douglas Mc Graw

  With his ass in the bank
  and his feet in the cr'k
  and a big bar o' soap
  at the end of his prick

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