Limericks
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- codfather
There was an old man from Kent,
Who used to live in a tent,
When the gypsies passed by they pissed in his eye,
And swung on his d*ck till it bent.
- waynepixel0
Any Pics.
- paraselene0
there once was a young sultan from rabat
who never ate meat on the sabbath
all the girls in his harem looked like malcom mclaren
'cept for one who looked just like the hobbit!
- codfather0
Good one!
There was a tall lad from Locket,
Who went for a ride in a Rocket,
The rocket went bang, His balls went clang,
And his c*ck fell out of his pocket.
- paraselene0
one from my childhood; not really a limerick:
we are hairy mountain men
we live in caves and ditches
we wipe our ass with broken glass
and laugh because it itches
- stem0
There was an old man from High Green,
Who invented a wanking machine,
On the 99th stroke, the bastard thing broke,
and whipped his balls to icecreamBu-bum!
- Leigh0
There was an old woman from Keeling,
Who had a peculiar feeling,
So she layed on her back and opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.
- kelpie0
your all filthy beggars, nice one :P
- skt0
There was an old lady from bright,
who could travel far faster then light.
She set of one day, in a relative way,
and she returned then the previous night.
- chossy0
skt is funny
up in the attic where the lamp light flickers I lost my torch and you lost your yamagochi toy.
- randoman0
The once was a raver from East London,
who swallowed pink pills and chewed his gums...
Until one day he had to much fun,
Found him dead in his car cause his life was done.
- kelpie0
bummer dude.
- Leigh0
There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkinYour gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin.
- chossy0
supercallygobalisticcelticareatr...
remember that beautiful headline kelpie ahh great days.
- stem0
Leigh - class act!!!
- codfather0
I saw a fit lady down the lane,
Her name was Heather Graham so immediately I came.
I sang to her and did my best, but hairs srpung from her chest,
And found out her name was Shane.
- kelpie0
I do I do :)
- randoman0
I beg your pardon said Fardon,
As he drank from a glass in North Ardon,
Two days had gone by,
A young dame caught his eye,
and now he's married with childron.
- chossy0
I know a guy who's called Kuz
he earns a living down on the docks
he got picked up by the fuzz
after getting money for blowing on cocks.
- stem0
A man stood on a burning deck,
With a pocket full of crackers,
A spark flew up his trouser leg,
And blew off both his knackers!
- kelpie0
here's one for you skt:
There once was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I'll admit I'm a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save