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- MrBixler0
The was a young man called bollocks
who couldn't stop saying bollocks
bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks
bollocks bollocks bollocks!
I made that one up in 1993, It's all yours now. Bollocks.
- stem0
A horny young lady named Lil
Fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
- chossy0
I know a guy called kelpie
he's a wierd one with the ladies I'll grant ye
when he gets them alone
in the pub or at home
he gets them to give him a skelpie.
- stem0
kelpie - have you just found:
- stem0
There was a young girl from Neith,
who enjoyed nibbling cock with her teeth,
it wasn’t for fame or love of the game,
but to get to the cheese underneath
- kelpie0
no stem, but close ;P
Chossy, I will be having that engraved on my heidstane. :)
- codfather0
Funny one kelpie. :P
- ********0
If I can make cloth without cotton
I rekon I woulden't need buttons
So I lernt to sow
and now I know
pizza tastes better than mutton.
- kelpie0
aw randoman, has your "white women" thread been deleted? and such a good point too ;P
- ********0
I guess so.. I wasnt sure if I had posted it or not when I didnt see it. So I decided to leave it be.
But anyway, I hate that when it happens (the public restroom thing). And that must have been the quickest delete in the history of forums. I literally posted it and hit refresh like 10 seconds later. Must be a white woman deleting.
White woman and deleting posts about white woman...
- stem0
- Peter0
There once was a randoman,
hated McDees toilet womans,
made a thread about the deed,
some guy in japan smoked some weed
- toulouz0
hahaha...hope this dont put u off you lunch
There was an old lady from Azores
Whose cunt was covered in sores
The dogs in the street
would'nt eat the green meat
that hung in lumps from her drawers
- chossy0
Cheers toulouz I just beans'd up in my hat.
- ********0
White woman and public bathrooms don't mix.
Been knocking since quater past six.
Hear a cling and a clang.
And suddenly a bang.
She gave the janitor something to fix.
- kelpie0
ARGH GAKK :(
*choke choke
*puts down lunch
- paraselene0
argh! toulouz!
kark!
- kelpie0
toulouz = ignored
*wipes bile from shirt
- kelpie0
;)
- ********0
About my old boss who looked quite like Swiss Tony:
There once was a man call Dave Bowen.
His moustache was a constantly growin.
At such a fast pace it soon covered his face
and he couldnae see where he was goin.