I Hate Bill Collectors
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I Hate Bill Collectors. I hate people who would work as Bill Collectors. Scum.
Transcript of recent call:
BC: "Hi, This is Josh. Whom Am I speaking with?"
Me: "Hi Josh. WHo are you trying to call?"
"Whom am I speaking too?"
"You called me man, who are you trying to reach?"
"I am trying to reach the party at this number."
"Great, what is this in reference to?"
"Whom am I speaking to?"
"WHo are you trying to call?"
"Whom am I speaking to?"
"Look ass tell me who you are and where are you calling from..."
"Please sir, there is no reason to use profane language.."
"What are you calling about Josh?"
"I am calling from IC Systems sir.."
"Great Josh and what is this in refernece to.."
"Whom I speaking to..."
"Look pal, you called me. This is a personal cell phone number. Tell me what you are calling about..."
" I am Josh calling from IC Systems. Is this so-and-so company?"
"Ah! No Josh, this is not so and so company. This is a personal cel number."
"Sir, please don't try to lie to us. We know who you are."
"Great than why the heck were you asking who this was Josh?"
"May I please ask whom I am speaking with..?"
"Fuck you ass."
- ********0
haha sweet
- tny0
fuck them.
- ********0
that was awesome.
i would have thrown in a couple more f-bombs but that was friggin great!
- ********0
Was it a Marketing Department or a Bill Collector?
I give them shit as much as possible
- gruntt0
i love fucking with folks on the phone. luckily i have no bill collectors calling my number but solicitors HATE me.
i will never sign up for the 'do not call list' - it would take away one of my hobbies.
=)
- nLHb0
straight to the anthology!
- tkmeister0
that's great!!
when i get a call from tel sale, i just let them talk. i won't even hang up, i just hold my phone in silence. it's funny they go like "sir, are you there, sir??"
- ********0
gruntt, you're my new best friend!
I love running rings around their grammar too. Making them feel dumb as dirt. Granted, 95% if them are either white trashoids, country folk or inner city ghetto types.
I'll even give the Indian ones shit too, because I know damn well they are calling offshore.
f*ck them all!
- mattyd0
hahaha, thats awesome. quality move.
im a big fan of fucking with telemarketers.
TM: hi, im from magic 106.7 in boston, i would just like to ask you a few questions.
Me: shoot buddy.
TM: have you ever listened magic 106.7?
Me: yes i have.
TM: what kind of music do you listen to most?
Me: im a huge u2 fan.
TM: great, would you like to hear more u2 on magic 106.7?
Me: i sure would. now that you have asked me a few questions, may i ask you some?
TM: um... sure?
Me: ive had this rash down under for like 3 weeks, and it wont go away. what do you think it could possibly be?
TM: um... sir....
Me: also, i need your advice. i got wicked drunk last month and blacked out. when i woke up, i didnt know where i was and my pants were down... wait, do you think that could be how i got my rash?
TM: sir, i really dont think i...
Me: do you own any guns?
(they hang up)
- beagle0
more! more!!
- beagle0
more! more!!
- SteveJobs0
i put on my wizard hat and robe...
- ********0
hahah mattyd, I cannot even write what I say. It's deplorable
- mattyd0
i put on my wizard hat and robe...
SteveJobs(Apr 26 05, 12:54)
gets me every time...
- ********0
I'm waiting for Josh to call back. His number was showing up as "Unavailable" on my cel phone all morning. I don't answer Unavailable calls, but finally got fed up and answered it.
I hope Josh calls back soon...
C'mn Josh baby give me some more of your Orwellian Bill Collector Pillow Talk..whom am I speaking to daddy...
- ********0
similar story. i had a discover card for about 7 years. always have been f*cked on the rate cause i was 5 days late on ONE payment in 2000 cause i was unemployed.
for years i called and tried to get the rate lowered... "sorry mr. kona, there is nothing we can do for you at this time."
in 4 years i took the 9000+ down to 2000+ and had the balance transfered to another card with 0 interest for 15 months.
so then i call discover to cancel the card. wouldn't you know it it took me 20 minutes just to talk the lady into cancelling my card. she went from 15% down to 12%. fuck off i said. down to 10%. i said 'what don't you understand about cancelling my card... DO IT CAUSE I DO'NT WANT IT ANYMORE!' sir i can give you 5% she says! 'i said cancel my card, what is your problem, just cancel it i don't want it!'
sir. how about 0% as long as you...
'CANCEL MY CARD!'
this went on for 20 minutes until finally she said 'ok sir your card is cancelled you will recieve confermation in a few weeks' click. she hung up.
fuck. i fought them for years to lower my rate, they pretty much said fuck me, then i call to cancel they damn near were giving me money and NOW they want my time. fuck you!
- nLHb0
teehee she called you "mr. kona"?
- ********0
teehee she called you "mr. kona"?
nLHb
(Apr 26 05, 13:08)
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yup.
- ********0
Mr Kona? Awesome. From hence forth you shall be "Mr. Kona"...
- ********0
I have no idea why Josh is calling me. I had one bad business venture which went South, lost my job, got another job without health benefits and then tore my ACL and had to have surgery. Med bills were enourmous. I just declared Chapter 7 before this stupid corporate shilling bankruptcy bill goes into effect (Fuck you Republicans, I won't become Mastercard's serf, thank you). But all my debts are free and clear..no one will touch me with a lending pole and forget about buying an affordable house but I don't owe anyone shinizzle..