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- emecks0
sorry, is it ok if i just have a normal tea?
Kuz
(Apr 21 05, 07:58)*bangs fist off table
DAMN IT LADDIE YE'LL DRINK WHIT COMES TAE THE TABLE!!
Thank you for the chai vespa please don't be offended that I poured out the coffee and washed the cup, josimar seemed to leave dsome sort of residue on it...
- paraselene0
oh, vespa. will you marry me? i love chai.
well, as we say in new orleans, shit's all fucked up, dawg. but i can summarise fairly quickly:
1. i'm so far into debt in the us that i really can't return or the closest i'll ever get to the property ladder is a nylon hammock in mississippi. my job here pays fuck-all, so i've had to just let all that slide and more or less destroy my credit over there.
2. the work permit with moth is in the works, but the home office came back with a response and now wants the company to hand over everything but the kitchen sink. the lease to their building, cvs of other applicants, etc., etc. the list goes on. they'll do what they can to satiate the immigration officials, but this is the last round they're willing to wait, so if it doesn't work, then i can't take the job.
3. i'm about to turn 28, which is the same age my mom was when she gave birth to me. i don't want to have children or anything, but it's a mind-fuck anyway. the idea that my mother felt secure enough in the world when she was my age to bring another life into it boggles my mind. i'm just feeling like i'll never be secure. but i think that's normal. (i also suspect myself of overestimating my mother.)
4. i've had to give the heave-ho to yet another sodding idiot boyfriend, which is fine because i'm much better off without him, but the whole two-month-shelf-life relationship has started to lose its charm since i've been this side of twenty-something. so that's depressing. i'm actually starting to believe that i'm going to be doing this loner schtick forever. i thought that was what i wanted at one time, but hey, i also thought that it would be cool to have both my eyebrows pierced with horn when i was nineteen.
so, that's about the size of it. just a rough patch. same as everyone else these days it seems! nothing that a pot of chai and whingeing to you lot can't cure!
- Kuz0
oh ell'
*hugz*
It's just, Brixton is a mission for me, and I have an important meeting tomorrow where i have to wear a suit and everything... so i'm tentative...
x
- JazX0
WHAT!?!? You dudes didn't know I was a tea pot.
I'm royaly offended.
:P
- _smk0
*brings para an apple :P
it's never so bad as it seems lass...
- emecks0
oh, vespa. will you marry me?
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paraselene
(Apr 21 05, 08:03)Josimar, pascii
guard the door nobody get's in for less than £1000 each.
*sits back in comfortable chair to enjoy imminent lesbotic antics.
- emecks0
para, you've got mail.
- chossy0
hey chemecks I think josimarx wants to put his love into you....that would be like watching a bull fight and or playing snooker with and old bit of rope!!.
- paraselene0
hey chemecks I think josimarx wants to put his love into you....that would be like watching a bull fight and or playing snooker with and old bit of rope!!.
chossy(Apr 21 05, 08:10)
vespa!
quick! lock the door. nobody gets in here for less than three pounds fifty pence sterling. i think there's gonna be some man-lurve! wahey!
thanks, everybody! nothing like sharing your most intimate hopes and fears on the interweb to make you feel like less of of twat!
*wipes tear
- emecks0
hey chemecks I think josimarx wants to put his love into you....that would be like watching a bull fight and or playing snooker with and old bit of rope!!.
chossy
(Apr 21 05, 08:10)Aye, only the bull doesn't run away from the matador.
- josimarX0
who let this cunt in? I'll get you you see if I don't chossy. Bates just called and wants to play golf tonight, gee the fat bastard a phone.
- chossy0
nah paraselen you wouldn't want to see MAX ONDEE and josimarx naked they look like gypsie dogs all dick and bones.......
- emecks0
who let this cunt in? I'll get you you see if I don't chossy. Bates just called and wants to play golf tonight, gee the fat bastard a phone.
josimarX
(Apr 21 05, 08:14)"golf" being josimar's codeword for hide the sausage
- emecks0
nah paraselen you wouldn't want to see MAX ONDEE and josimarx naked they look like gypsie dogs all dick and bones.......
chossy
(Apr 21 05, 08:15)As opposed to the chosseraptor who is all dick and no bone
- josimarX0
right, I'll take both of you on, one with my arms and one with swearing only.
- josimarX0
did that sound ghey? oh no, I've caught jazX's poofness.
- chossy0
ha ha MX you are alright mate you know when you get knocked down you will come back brighter than ever and all the folk that put you down will be staring at the sun next time they see you.
I will call you later josimarx matey.
- emecks0
right, I'll take both of you on, one with my arms and one with swearing only.
josimarX
(Apr 21 05, 08:17)He's tried this before!! Ladies and gentlemen, I urge to call the appropriate authorities
- josimarX0
so fuck.
- emecks0
so fuck.
josimarX
(Apr 21 05, 08:19)here endeth the volley.