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- emecks0
I'll tell ye over a gallon or two some day Janne.
- ********0
eeeeugh eeeeugh, everybody keep away from jazx, he'll poof you. eeeeugh. yuk.
josimarX
(Apr 21 05, 07:02)please enlighten me what poof is? in your vernacular is that like a poofter?
- paraselene0
please enlighten me what poof is? in your vernacular is that like a poofter?
JazX(Apr 21 05, 07:19)
there is a trophy made of flavoured condoms being constructed for you at 1900 hours gmt today precisely.
- vespa0
AHaaaaa para you kill me
- paraselene0
AHaaaaa para you kill me
vespa(Apr 21 05, 07:22)
*curtsies
mwah! how you doin' today, gorgeous?
- vespa0
i had a spliff last night, first time in ages, and realised it makes me quite grumpy and slightly paranoid in the morning! god all these years i just thought i wasn't a morning person...
oi and been nominated for a d&ad, how exciting!
hows things for you? visa sorted yet?
- paraselene0
hah! funny that. i've been too skint to booze it up lately so i've been waking up - wait for it - NATURALLY at dawn. nothin' for it but more sun salutations.
wahey, you on the d&ad! you're all up in the kudos these days!
hmmm... things with me. i'd rather not hijack andrew's thread, so let's just say...
utter shite!
but the sun is shining and i've got nt and a cuppa, so i can't complain.
- vespa0
it's GREAT waking up naturally in the mornings. i love london in the mornings.
andy won't mind us hanging out in his thread will he? i'll put the kettle on for all of us, how do you take your tea andy? (white with one para?)
- ********0
white with one for me ta flower
- emecks0
if ye make me a coffee instead I'll break open the shortbread tin...
black with one.
- vespa0
actually kids i'm gonna go all out and make a big pot of chai. with hand ground spices and soy milk. AND my mum sent me some timtams so you have to have one after mx's shortbread.
mx i've also got some nice fairtrade-but-boujois-flavoured expresso ground by that nice iranian man down the road.
*pops espresso maker on stove for mx
- josimarX0
*pops head back in thread, squeezes the bits he missed, sips emecks' coffee, fucks off to knock one out.
- ********0
so I won a prize, sweet!!!!!!! dudes in America, I won some kind of Briterish tea pot or something. Yes!
- josimarX0
you are a frickin teapot... 'here's my handle, here's my spout...'
they really are everywhere these days.
- _smk0
*pops head back in thread, squeezes the bits he missed, sips emecks' coffee, fucks off to knock one out.
josimarX
(Apr 21 05, 07:48)*phones sex offenders register
- gruntt0
i enjoy the conversations of my overseas friends.
:)
it's 11am and i'm off for a coffee.
- pascii0
jossy rocks out with his cock out!
- ********0
sorry, is it ok if i just have a normal tea?
- emecks0
*pops head back in thread, squeezes the bits he missed, sips emecks' coffee, fucks off to knock one out.
josimarX
(Apr 21 05, 07:48)Thank fuck ye sipped my coffee before knocking one off, I ken ye like tae drink yer own.
- pascii0
don't ask anyone in this thread for milk in the tea...