DELL SUCKS
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- iDp0
FUCK DELL
FUCK MICHAEL DELLS MOTHER FOR SHITTING THE FAT BASTARD OUT OF HER OVERLY USED ASS.
FUCK INDIAN PHONE SUPPORT AND FUCK A TECHNOLOGY COMPANY WHO HAS THE SHITTIEST PHONE SYSTEM IN EXISTANCE.
- Hym0
dont blame dell for precious capitalism
- iDp0
BAHAHAHAHA
I told this cunt that the dept she wanted to transfer me to wouldn't be able to help...I told her that I would bet her 100 bux...told her to give me her email address and I would write her to let her know who won...she transfers me to a guy who surprisingly tells me that he can't help me.
- iDp0
oh...forgot the punchline...I told the guy to tell the girl who transfered me that I won the bet...she owes me 100 bux.
- tehgee0
ill take care of it
- iDp0
TA DAAAAA
over an hour on the phone being whisked away to exotic destinations like Bombay...
Finally speak to a supervisor who is the 'right' person...and she explains that she still can't help me...she says that 'these requests can take up to 7 days'...i explain that my first request went in on March 29th...over 21 days ago...my second request was over 8 days ago...yet still I have no letter. I beg her for the number to the dept who does the research, who has the ability to say that my account actually has been closed...and she tells me 'They don't have phones in that dept.'...I was so nice to her...I told her about the bet I had with the other lady in India. We shared a chuckle together.
But still no help...I tell her that my morgage guy needs the letter today...she said that there was 'no way to make that happen'.
I ask her if she understands that with what I charge per hour with my business I could afford to pay that Indian girls salary for two weeks. Then I asked her if she could please tell Michael Dell to kindly die for me. She said 'no'. *click*
FUCK DELL.
- -ryan_harrell-0
I love Dell they are Super.
- iDp0
Ryan Harrell sucks balls!
- -ryan_harrell-0
just pay your bill,
nah im kidding, that would suck.
- iDp0
hehe
yeah man I hated Dell when I actually had to pay them...now that the account is closed and I've had to deal with this crap...I would never ever buy or recommend another Dell.
- tehgee0
what account anyway? u couldnt cough up the like what $20 that pice of crap costs?
- ********0
i had a watch when i was a kid that i could play q-burt on. i swear it was faster than a dell.
- lymlyt0
i had a watch when i was a kid that i could play q-burt on. i swear it was faster than a dell.
kOna(Apr 20 05, 12:10)
HA! for some reason that struck me as so f*ckin' funny. geez. ;)
- lnu0
"I beg her for the number to the dept who does the research, who has the ability to say that my account actually has been closed...and she tells me 'They don't have phones in that dept.'"
iDp
(Apr 20 05, 11:44)Smart move by Dell.
- ********0
you got a lemon.
- -ryan_harrell-0
'They don't have phones in that dept.
iDp
If i was going to have like say a complaint dept, i wouldnt have phones in that dept either, its brilliant. then you can put "#1 in customer satisfaction not one complaint, ever." on everything.
- mrdobolina0
I had a pretty painless process in getting my laptop sent in when the display went bad. DHL even picked it up at my office. Now if they dont deliver it back in 7-10 biz days, I may change my tune.