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K77 says:
"yeah randoman!!! but scotch? alizé is the official panty remover."
If thats the case, then yes, you had best study your art of love book among other things. Or you can accept a tried and true tradition of heavy dining ad see where it takes you.
Food is often underrated as a aphrodisiac and mild narcotic.
- thompson0
the weighing your date thing is intriguing, but im short on time to build the necessary equipment.
This will be our 5th date. We kissed goodnight on the last date. We are taking our time for sure, but I am hoping this will allow us to get more comfortable with one another. No busy resturants, no loud parties..ect.
- Jaline0
5th date!!!!!!!!!
that changes EVERYTHING
:P
- MrZinky0
For Dinner
Marinate Salmon with a gralic, black pepper and a lil ginger.
Grill it and serve over golden idaho , garlic and fresh chive oil mashed potatoes...the Pink salmon over the golden yellow potato bed is breathtaking.
and go with a shiraz.
- k770
i'm not saying, don't feed her. feed her man, lots. but hit it. i can't find the quote i want to, but hit it. at least try, the worst she'll say is slow down daddy.
- Jaline0
or she may pepper-spray his ass...that's always a possibility
- version30
did anyone say lasagna yet?
with chianti
- Jaline0
yup :P
- k770
Scarcely one out of many will say no. willing or unwilling,
they all find it equally thrilling,
to be propositioned.Just chance your arm:
If you make a mistake and get snubbed, where's the harm? © Ovid
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First off Mr. Zinky, never say something like "the Pink salmon over the golden yellow potato bed is breathtaking." It sounds strange and downright nasty.
Another things, you had neglected to mention that it was your fifth date, this is bothersome. I was under the impression that this was a first date, maybe second, possibly third, could be a fourth, but not fifth. You are going to have to have a change of plans in this case...
Save your time on the dinner and go with some cheap take out, nothing like pizza or burgers, try some chinese or Japanese if you have access, but most importantly nothing over 15 dollars fot he whole dinner.
Mix up some scotch, milk, and theraflu into a 16oz cup, heat it for 30 seconds in the microwave. I call this drink the "Lazy Virgina". After dinner, have her drink the Laxy Virgina, and take things to the couch. dim the lights and pop in any Jeff Goldblum movie that you can tolerate. don't ask me why it has to be Jeff Goldblum just do it... something in the Lazy Virgina flips a switch in girls minds that will get super turned on seeing Jeff Goldblum.
After about 30 minutes into the movie she will be burning with desire.... desire for you. Then, simply work your magic. Make it special, and most of all unforgettable.
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hey stop this thread. go search the dB and already find nice stuff like the Dinner thread and pascii's cooking thread from today damnit. :(
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Jax, there is nothing wrong with having a seperate thread, perhaps its more personal to do so, considering the occasion. Similarly he would not be dating Pacssi's girl.
- thompson0
yeah, this is #5 with liv. Our previous dates have been 2 good restuarants, a private gallery opening and a black tie ball.
- thompson0
no food allergies to worry about...
- version30
black tie?
lasagna is good w/ chianti
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Ok ok...
you didn't lead on that your "upper class" either which is important.
Change the $15 takeout to hiring a personal chef for the evening. If you live by a city you should be able find one for around $90 and hour, you will need him for about 1 1/2 to 2 hours. The max on your dinner spending has been lifted to $200. Otherwise keep everything the same as in my previous post. You may want to switch the scotch out for a more expensive, aged brandy but this is more a choice based on taste rather than money.
- thompson0
indeed, capital idea, yes yes.
no, I'm just fortunate enough to get invited to some of this stuff cause I work at a rad design company.
To the designer go the spoils.so not so upper class, but I've been taking her out to some fancy stuff. I am hoping to be more myself with this dinner, not that I was putting up a facade before, just want things to get more relaxed. So I think something traditional with a twist.
- version30
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ok, I can see you're worried about this thompson, well good luck and I am sure you will do fine. Just remember as long as she knows you put effort into the occasion you are fine. That means more to a female than the actual taste.
Cheers.
BTW, Make sure you have good wine, that means more.