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First off Mr. Zinky, never say something like "the Pink salmon over the golden yellow potato bed is breathtaking." It sounds strange and downright nasty.
Another things, you had neglected to mention that it was your fifth date, this is bothersome. I was under the impression that this was a first date, maybe second, possibly third, could be a fourth, but not fifth. You are going to have to have a change of plans in this case...
Save your time on the dinner and go with some cheap take out, nothing like pizza or burgers, try some chinese or Japanese if you have access, but most importantly nothing over 15 dollars fot he whole dinner.
Mix up some scotch, milk, and theraflu into a 16oz cup, heat it for 30 seconds in the microwave. I call this drink the "Lazy Virgina". After dinner, have her drink the Laxy Virgina, and take things to the couch. dim the lights and pop in any Jeff Goldblum movie that you can tolerate. don't ask me why it has to be Jeff Goldblum just do it... something in the Lazy Virgina flips a switch in girls minds that will get super turned on seeing Jeff Goldblum.
After about 30 minutes into the movie she will be burning with desire.... desire for you. Then, simply work your magic. Make it special, and most of all unforgettable.