NT Raps
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- Point50
point5's been absent for about a week, so all you dudes give me dap while your girls kiss me on the cheek, I keep this shit on lock like dooky in a box, contradicting styles like flip flops with socks, mashing it up like hip hop + rock, confusing all genders and trannys with cocks, I feel like digging my brain out my head and flushin it off in a toilet stall, I'm so fuckin bored being unemployed and all, playing mad video games and scratchin my balls, makin long distance calls while watchin my income steady fall, but as of today I started plottin my plan on how to keep all the cash in my hand, motherfuck the man!
- kld0
Funny you should mention... style and flair
cuz that doo rag on your head... looks like underwearall gyrating on stage like you're losing traction.
betta step off y'all cuz I'm getting all the action.
- kbags0
dag, kld!
Hector's my cousin, fucka, pullin exacto blades on all y'all adobe suckas,
while you busy playin point and click,
don't bother me cuz I'll be busy dick-
-tating to my secretary, layin it on nice and thick,
defraggin' my hard drive as she slowl-slowly licks--her lips to wrap-round my widescreen monitor,
I'm not playin photoshop battles cuz yo I got on her,
drinkin cognac, smokin-crack, rock those mousepads before I blot on herpaintin' her artboard just for a quick rush, while you get your thrills downloading an adobe brush.
don't tell my boss cuz he might get mad, we gotta keep it on the DL cuz he's her dad, hush-hush!
- kld0
I'm kld
the real emcee
all you wack marketing suckas can't front on mewith your button down collars and fake gucci bag
coughing like a bitch when you take a drag.ride by benzo, laptop by Jobs
little girlies be lovin'it when they on my nOOb.
- nburlington0
Its nerd rap time:
I'm a little bit of science with a little bit of slight of hand.
I'm all over the place like nightcrawler mixed with spiderman.
"less is more" - that shit is new to me. I hook up my designs like Mr. T's jewlery.
- toastie0
i post on slashdot and I post on NT
all you motherfuckas cant keep up with me
You got your iPod, and I got my diskettes
Cause everyone knows you suck at the internetsWord
- kld0
*guys and girlies singing 'yip yip yay hooray... ho... hey
- easy_target0
kld you claim to be gettin all the action
but all i can see is you jabberin like a nerd gettin all wet over a fraction
- fusionpixel0
wooooooooooooooo
scrach scrach
- kld0
you're an easy target, you said it, not me.
I'm kickin' it drinking the wet while your cup is full of pee.; )
- version30
came to this land of N and T
drinkin' a glass of hennesseywell not really. thats a lie you see
cause drinkin' the liq just ain't for me
- easy_target0
ooohhhhh boy dont let the name fool ya i'm just as cool as you yeah...
so let the XO flow and the hoes booty show y'all like it i know
we on the same side i think me and you we should join forces and double team some fool
- kld0
so now it's easy_target and kld
all other rappers bow down, you seeMe on this hemiphere, target on the other
fighting other crews like long lost brothers
- scarabin0
i make the crow-
look just like big bird
sniffin' on some blow-
while you're smokin' on a turdwearin' more black-
than a fuckin' mime
i got your balls in a sack-
while you strugglin' to rhymeyou're drooling blurbs
while i punish verbs
the way i spit it
makes your girlfriend wanna hit it-i got more evil
than mr. knievel
make crowley seem lowly
and manson look like hanson*wicky wicky*
- version30
long lost brother?
maybe long lost sister.
'cause version3 is the king
of this rap game mister:P
- Jaline0
i bet burlingboy is a professional rapper.
- kld0
oh version3
I rap to thee
speaking of sisters
I did all threeNow let me show you whose on top of this rap game
I handed you the mic and you came up lamenow return to your dell, your mace, and your php
because I'm sick of schoolin' you fo' free
- easy_target0
and as for you scarabin mo' like scarahasbeen you should stick to yo black and keep back from this scene
come in too late just go and except yo fate..version3 claim you king well i think you should step back from the ring befor you here that bell go ding ding
*ding ding
- kld0
and you best stop and you best quit, 'cause easy_target is the ultimate
- designerror0
100!!
mr_snuggles(Apr 11 05, 15:40)