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- fate_redux0
Chillin' in my lounge with a gin on the rocks...
haters get on my nuts, front and pull out they cocks...
But you lookin like the nigga on the cream of wheat box...
Bitch I got a Ph. D from the school of hard knocks...Riding in the benzo, popping my colla...
See some fine bitches, I hafta holla ...
Diamonds, gold and the all mighty dolla ...
Im fate, bitch, the original balla ...
I bust out my 9, to light up your impala ...Fuck the police!
- nburlington0
I'm the D minus designer turned internet rapper.
The story of my life just started the worst chapter.
"Dear art director,
Here's two weeks notice, I'm getting up out of here. I need more time to focus on my internet rap career."
- gruntt0
i keep it real.
real fucking bad.
- JazX0
gruntt's crackin' me up
he's such a brazlian nut
but he's probably really german
squermin like southern vermin
- gruntt0
as far as i know, no german here.
but i do enjoy their delicous beer.
*scratchy scratch
beer
- cirquemedia0
so many damn NT posters,
think I'll buy two industrial strength toasters.spread some butter and word of mouth,
eat em for breakfast and flush em down south.NTizzy
- mrdobolina0
nerdiest thread ever.
- gruntt0
i've seen nerdier and in those threads usually you're wordier
- JazX0
This thread might be neardy
that's a fact Jack
But just havin' fun yo
not talkin' no smack
- todelete__20
OH CRAP!
SNAP!
- designerror0
JazX send me a cd full of sound, they all just going around and around
But i'm very glad mr. loopkit is back, even thou people is still talking alot of smack
He posts alot of links, that i find mighty good, and if i lived in the states, it would be in his hood
I suck at this shit, but i give it a try, if you don't like ma words, you can piss off and die!
- kbags0
I was born in nueva jersey,
where benzos been ridin low
since the blow of Ben Hurzeeand when I spit you know I spit easy, like yo girl's act in a cheezy speakeasy
cuz you ain't got cheese so she brings home the sleazies, and when i roll up in my porsche yo, I-know-she-be-feelin-me
JBLs in the trunk bust Keith Sweat all nice and easy,
knowin I can rock her steady til next tuesday for a measly...thousand bucks cuz to me that's like a dime, punk
fix it up like I'm Thumper,
and I'm bringing Bambi back to my bunk, punktake-her-down-nice-and-slow,
and throw my junk in her trunk, punktil she can't take it no more says (*chick voice) kbags you rock me hard, hunk
(*chick voice CONT.) kbags you rock me like no otha,
long and hard yo I think you must be-my-soul-brotha,
buy me some guccis, and you know I'll always love yaBaby I'm just here to love ya ane leave ya
- mrdobolina0
kbags wins with the girl voice hook.
- magicpatch0
we got nick riding shotgun with a bowl in hand,
we got rory in the back with my main man rand,
drivin the boat we got fatty on the wheel,
in between theres tara coping a feel.with shellie shooting pirates,
and brooke tossing bombs
we aint playin,so get off our lawn.
watch the army lead by tank,
dont mess around or you'll walk the plank
- cosmo0
we got nick riding shotgun with a bowl in hand,
we got rory in the back with my main man rand,
drivin the boat we got fatty on the wheel,
in between theres tara coping a feel.with shellie shooting pirates,
and brooke tossing bombs
we aint playin,so get off our lawn.
watch the army lead by tank,
dont mess around or you'll walk the plank
magicpatch
(Apr 11 05, 13:25)thats probably the worst thing ever written in the history of mankind. no offense.
- magicpatch0
im glad you dislike it that much!!
- cosmo0
im glad you dislike it that much!!
magicpatch
(Apr 11 05, 13:28)hehehe kiddin dude.
*runs for life.
- magicpatch0
you looooove it admit it :-)
- cosmo0
you looooove it admit it :-)
magicpatch
(Apr 11 05, 13:29)alrite alrite fine i like it.
*pulls out the bongo and starts jamming to the lyrics.
- magicpatch0
hooray *whips out banjo