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  • kbags0

    dag, kld!

    Hector's my cousin, fucka, pullin exacto blades on all y'all adobe suckas,

    while you busy playin point and click,
    don't bother me cuz I'll be busy dick-
    -tating to my secretary, layin it on nice and thick,
    defraggin' my hard drive as she slowl-slowly licks-

    -her lips to wrap-round my widescreen monitor,
    I'm not playin photoshop battles cuz yo I got on her,
    drinkin cognac, smokin-crack, rock those mousepads before I blot on her

    paintin' her artboard just for a quick rush, while you get your thrills downloading an adobe brush.
    don't tell my boss cuz he might get mad, we gotta keep it on the DL cuz he's her dad, hush-hush!

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