If you're sick in the office
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- mg330
What a jinx this thread was!!!
Made dinner on Monday night, woke up at 2am feeling like my stomach was going to explode, spent every 1 1/2 hours following until 11am making trips to the bathroom to puke and blow hideous waste matter out my sewerhole.
Oh the humanity!Couldn't even keep water down. Not sure if it was some kind of stomach virus I brought back with my from Cancun, or if it was from food I ate when I got back.
But I had to take two days off of work, lying miserabally around the house with no energy at all, no appetite, head spinning from looking at the TV for even 5 minutes.
Back at work today but I am dragging.........
Trying to eat an apple and get some work done.So, as to the moral of this thread, if you feel like hell, stay home, work is a horrible place to be sick like this.
- nLHb0
but i might get fired! :(
- gruntt0
i'm with ya shellie. i hate when some dumbass is sitting near me coughing and sneezing and spreading their ^&*(ing germs.
- shellie0
i just sent 2 people home. I cant have them getting me sick, too. It'll cause more damage.
Go home, come in tomorrow. You'll feel better. You're making God cry.
- todelete__20
silly shellie, trix are for kids.
- nLHb0
i agree you should go home if you are sick, but a lot of places don't like that.
- schjetne0
oooh i love it when you're bossy
- shellie0
They'd rather have an entire staff out at once? that's makes no sense at all. Where the heck are you working?
- nLHb0
seems that way everywhere i have worked, or maybe it's just my guilt getting the best of me?
- MrDinky0
i want to take everyone with me
- todelete__20
Where the heck are you working?
shellie
(Apr 4 05, 13:40)
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I'm currently working at the local mcDonalds that has internet access set up in the restaurant.People look at me funny when I come in every morning in my suit and start hammering out killer designs.
- mg330
speaking of sick, during takeoff last night from Monteray Mexico, I had dozed off.
Woke up a few minutes later to the smell of sour vomit blowing through the plane.
So, like not working when you're sick, if you have a weak stomach, please, take the bus!
- _salisae_0
happened to me a couple of weeks ago
gal came in and got me sick
i was slightly flattered when her germs decided to ditch her and instead explore my bod
- shellie0
Your bosses hate you. If anything, come in and burn all your stuff to dvd... go home..
If you want to work so badly, you can do it away from infecting everyone else. You can still make yourself available if you desire so. It'll just take you longer to recover, though.
I feel the sick coming on, because 10 people here are walking about with that "I have a cold" voice. I have a very important meeting on Wednesday and the last thing I need is:
Me: *cough/sneeze* I'm Shellie *shakes hands*
- nLHb0
welcome to the real world.
- shellie0
wait a minute. someone threw up on a plane?
don't get me started on retarded throw up. Okay, here goes:
Long story short - My best friend's roommate eats a plate of weed brownies cos he thought they were regular brownies. he stuffs his big ass pie hole and a few minutes later he's as high as a kite. He drinks a jug full of red cool aid, then invites himself along on our girl's night. We were parked (PARKED) in a parking lot as i went to the bank. He leaned over and vomited like a 2 year old on his lap. I guess so much for opening the goddamn door.
If you feel sick (even just a little bit) go to the bathroom. Why wait until the vomit is streaming out of your mouth to get off your ass?
- Gorbie0
going in for SARS checkup tomorrow. wish me luck.
- gruntt0
i have personally thrown up out the window of the car, that i was driving, at 85 miles per hour.
food poisoning... and yes, i was on my way home.
- nLHb0
omg really gruntt? that is so sad
:(