Gay Cowboy.
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- ********
It's a really fucken long story... Anyone got a picture of a camp cowboy?
Gayer the better.
- ********0
oh i thought this thread was about me.... nevermind
- ********0
my hero. Jon Voigt, Midnight Cowboy
- blaw0
- GeorgiePorgie0
wow, your making me horny son
- ********0
u touting for bizness andrew?
- ********0
Naw Kuz, this is the deal....
Once a year we have a picnic from work for all employees and their families.
This year they asked me to make a poster for them, the theme for this year is "Wild West" and they're going to have a heap of "Wild West" things to do: Shooting (Clay pigeon) Archery, Axe throwing, bucking bronco machine etc etc...
So anyway I got this picture of a guy with a shotgun and had the details of the picnic coming out of the smoking barrells...
The lassie organising it all got back to me and said "In light of the wee laddie getting shot last week we think it would be best not to have any guns in the poster in case it offends or upsets anyone...."
I mailed her back and said "no problem, just out of interest are the shooting events being cancelled too?"
It would appear not. Only images of guns are upsetting to people not actual guns.
So now I make a new poster, with two lassies in the foreground, a kiddie on a rocking horse behind them, some country western looking kinda burd behind that against a backdrop of a wagon on the prairie....
Nowshe comes back to me giving it "There are no hunky blokes for the girls to look at"
TRY FINDING A PICTURE OF A FUCKEN COWBOY WITHOUT A GUN YA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
So I'm looken fer a gay cowboy tae put in so she disnae come back AGAIN.
- haverhill0
lot of Gay Cowboys in Gotham
- dippy0
"It would appear not. Only images of guns are upsetting to people not actual guns."
Tis true in America too. Hahahaaa.
- haverhill0
I salute all gays, they make the world go round or was that fat-bottomed girls?
- paraselene0
that story warms the cockles of my little heart.
gay cowboys, indeed! this might be of help:
- ********0
haha, thats funny man. You can have riot with the whole gay-woboy theme tho. Check village people etc..
goog luck mate! Sounds like the picnic wil be a h00t. yeeehaaaw!
- paraselene0
sounds like it's time for my lesson in texan elocution...
- ********0
I've already written "cock" and "arse" and "wank" into the poster so that you need to know where it is but when you do it is visible enough to read....
- paraselene0
I've already written "cock" and "arse" and "wank" into the poster so that you need to know where it is but when you do it is visible enough to read....
MX_OnD(Mar 10 05, 07:11)
of course you have, sweetie.
*pats mx on the head
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Aye para!!!
Teach me all you can, ken?
- chossy0
ha ha ha. Did you not like my idea of an outhouse door??. I mean I am handing you gold dust here MX and you poo poo it.
Did you phone that lady? how is it looking?.
- thompson0
roy rogers was the singing cowboy
or was that gene autry
neither were gay though, then again, who knows?
I think their horses was gay though. It was the golden era of gay horses in hollywood, even Mr. Ed came out of the closet, er I mean stable.
good morning everyone, no coffee yet.
- haverhill0
Dont mess with Texas. gay or not just ask bonseff or mg33
