Gay Cowboy.

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    Naw Kuz, this is the deal....

    Once a year we have a picnic from work for all employees and their families.

    This year they asked me to make a poster for them, the theme for this year is "Wild West" and they're going to have a heap of "Wild West" things to do: Shooting (Clay pigeon) Archery, Axe throwing, bucking bronco machine etc etc...

    So anyway I got this picture of a guy with a shotgun and had the details of the picnic coming out of the smoking barrells...

    The lassie organising it all got back to me and said "In light of the wee laddie getting shot last week we think it would be best not to have any guns in the poster in case it offends or upsets anyone...."

    I mailed her back and said "no problem, just out of interest are the shooting events being cancelled too?"

    It would appear not. Only images of guns are upsetting to people not actual guns.

    So now I make a new poster, with two lassies in the foreground, a kiddie on a rocking horse behind them, some country western looking kinda burd behind that against a backdrop of a wagon on the prairie....

    Nowshe comes back to me giving it "There are no hunky blokes for the girls to look at"

    TRY FINDING A PICTURE OF A FUCKEN COWBOY WITHOUT A GUN YA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

    So I'm looken fer a gay cowboy tae put in so she disnae come back AGAIN.

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