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- anzelina0
you could also see an orthodontist who could refer you to an oral surgeon.
- normal0
I'd say you would stand a fair chance of succeeding if you got some proper dental pliers and created a twilight cocktail of valium for your mood, vicodin or any morphine deriviative, and scopolamine. The scopolamine is the most important part as this will reduce immediate nerve pain. Which is what's going to happen if you start pulling away because you're basically pulling a tooth out of the bone that's connected to very rich network of nerves.
But I of course wouldn't recommend it, pulling wisdom teeth is usually done by a dental surgeon, not a normal dentist as it's a fairly tricky part of the mouth to get too and usually they have to break the teeth and take them out bit by bit. It's pretty hardcore shit and requires a bit of force which you probably wouldn't be able to exert yourself as your instincts will probably prevent you from actually pulling hard enough. You would inevitably cause yourself total misery, have to go to the emergency room and risk the potential of a deep tissue infection which could result in you loosing more teeth if not parts of your jaw.
So all in all extremely bad idea, but that's in a nutshell what happens.
Go to the surgeon, ask for the twilight cocktail and you wouldn't care if they chopped off your arm.
- ********0
Jesus, what a sucker
- Gorbie0
i loved my old dentist.
the guy who removed my wisdom teeth was a quack.
my mouth was swollen and bleeding for over two weeks. i lost ten pounds and formed some wicked addictions. the quacker also wouldn't refill my vicodin script two days later when i ran out and felt like a train hit my body.
good luck with that.
- mrdobolina0
dude, just think of it as a prescription to some wicked painkillers. I got one yoinked last year and the gave me 30 vicodin EX.
- mrdobolina0
ask around at your office, find out who the liberal oral surgeons are. The ones that are really free with the painkillaz.
- Gorbie0
women get all the painkillers they want, i've found.
most doctors or whatever they're called, tell me to grin and bear it.
- ricstultz0
I couldn't even begin to dream of the infectious disaster your mouth will be if you try pulling your own wisdom teeth....
good luck with all that.
You'll end up seeing your dentist anyways... there is no way, without proper training, that you will successfully get them out without complication. What will most likely happen is you will cause damage to your socket causing your jaw to swell to the point of being unable to close it properly.... and then of course you wont be able to eat.
- k0na_an0k0
matt. you ever see the movie with tom hanks where his fedex plane goes down?
he smashes his out with a figure skate blade and coconut.
worked for him.
- mrdobolina0
I think Matt is taking the proverbial piss, really.
- mattyd0
haha. i am. i figured the line about the hardcore street drugs would have tipped it off...
- Gorbie0
ohhhh.... i get it.
nevermind my previous instructions then.
- mrdobolina0
tie a string to the tooth and the other end to the doorknob, then slam the door. Im amazed noone said that.
- k0na_an0k0
you could always shoot them out with a shotgun.
- mattyd0
but i still am an anit-dentite and i do need my wisdom teeth out. whenever im in the chair its always like 'so matt... where have you been? i need to feed my kids ya know... ha ha ha.'
* presses trigger on drill
'just so you know, we ran out of laughing gas this morning, so we're gonna do this like they did it in the old day... ha ha ha'
guys such an ass.
- mrdobolina0
just pick a different dentist. My regular dentist is kindof a twat also, the oral surgeon is like a drug dealer with a license and his hygeinist is playboy material.
- Gorbie0
* moves to milwaukee
- mattyd0
i just dont trust doctors, dentists, or lawyers period. think about it, someone had to graduate last in their class. how are we to know if are doctor, dentist, or lawyer was the jackoff that just barely made it by...
- mrdobolina0
ha, gorbie is going to strictly eat skittles on his way here.
- Gorbie0
*gargles strawberry crush