please make me laugh
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- Terminal27
I'm sooooo f**king bored ...again... god this job pisses me off..
Please make me laugh !
- tim5250
im getting errors on your website.
- Terminal270
ha ha ha ha ha... thanks that was great !
No.. seriously.. what kind of errors?
- josimarX0
picture a small cheeky looking doggy dragging it's arse at full speed along a nice big bit of wet grass, trying to wipe it's bum after a big tolly.
- tim5250
error 404: File not found
The document you requested is not found.
portfolio section!!!
- k0na_an0k0
3 cowboys are sitting around a nice fire late one evening enjoying their beer.
the first cowboy chugs his coors, throws the can into the air and shoots it.
"i just shot the silver bullet" he exclaims.
the second cowboy, a person of african american nature, chugs his colt 45, throws the can into the air, shoots it and says "i just shot a quick steed with my 45!"
the third cowboy. looks around. chugs his old milwaukee, throws the can into the air and shoots the 2nd cowboy in the face.
he looks to the other cowboy and says 'it doesn't get any better than this eh roy!?!' hahaha.
sorry in advance if this offended anyone. if so. tuff shite.
- rson0
- taragee0
tickle tickleeeeee!
- ********0
The englush airmy is oan a hilltoap looken doon intae the fog. Up comes a voice
"Wan Soctsman is equal tae twa Englushmen"
The Englush general sends doon his best twa men tae "silence the troublesome natives"
Hauf an hour later there's nae sign o' them an' again the voice booms
"Wan Scotsman is equal tae 10 Englushmen"
The general sends doon his best ten men.
Hauf an hour later there's nae sign o' them an the voice comes again:
"Wan Scotsman is equal tae 100 Englushmen"
The general oanly huz 102 men left so he thinks Ah'll send wan back tae camp tae get back up an' send doon 101, that'll teach the heathens, by George"
Hauf an hour later an wan bleeden dyen Englushman comes crawlen up tae the general an sez:
"General, it's a trap, there's two of them"
- tim5250
oh no you didn't!!!
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha mx!
- Terminal270
hey tim,
I think i see what you mean. I get the error when i try to click a different portfolio link when i still have the popup window open. If you close the window each time there is no error.
Bit shit really.. I should fix that... thanks.
Keep the jokes coming.. he he
- unfitdutchfat0
Two hobo's met on the tracks...
Hobo 1: Ive had a great day...i found $20 on the tracks and have been drunk all day!
Hobo 2: Wow that is great, mine has been pretty good too...
Hobo 1: What happened?
Hobo 2: I was walking down the tracks when i found a beatiful woman tied to the tracks..i untied her and we had wild sex all day!
Hobo 1: Wow...did she give good head?
Hobo2: head? i couldnt find her head...
- ********0
wee johnny found a tenner oan the railway track
he wuz chuffed tae bits
- Terminal270
rson,
i might have to use that one my self... quality....
- ********0
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