please make me laugh
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- Terminal270
this is cool... i think this guy rocks
- toastie0
What's more gross than a pile of dead babies?
A live one at the bottom trying to chew its way out.
*ba-dum-ching!*
- Terminal270
Many thanks.. I made it to the end of the day....
Cheerio
- k0na_an0k0
you know terminal, your last post was exactly 30 minutes from the first in this thread.
you only had 30 minutes to go and couldn't pass the time?
poor bastard.
:(
- chossy0
One time I was in my flat in bed and someone came into my flat so I ran to the hall and asked if he knew my flatmate or me then he said something like 'I am gonna rip you apart'. To which I got him in a police style headlock and threw his ass down the stairs he began to run away down the street so I gave chase until I realised that I was utterly naked I mean no socks on or anything I had kicked a guys ass when I was nude and then gave chase down the street. With my wee doofer wiggling about!! :D
- toastie0
yeah, i got 6 hours to go, now go home and make ME laugh!
- GeorgiePorgie0
Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave.
One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth.
Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."
That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I lay with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father."
So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father.
The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab [1] ; he is the father of the Moabites of today.
The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi [2] ; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.
Genesis 19:30-38
- k0na_an0k0
i think i saw a prOn movie like that once!
- GeorgiePorgie0
lol
- GeorgiePorgie0
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
Deuteronomy 21:1
- k0na_an0k0
ok, um.... is it fucked if i said i saw a prOn movie like that once too?!?
:/
- GeorgiePorgie0
Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom--both young and old--surrounded the house.
They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them."
Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing.
Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof."
Genesis 19:4-8
- haverhill0
hardy har har GP
- elms0
- Ramanisky20
nice one elms
