please make me laugh
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The englush airmy is oan a hilltoap looken doon intae the fog. Up comes a voice
"Wan Soctsman is equal tae twa Englushmen"
The Englush general sends doon his best twa men tae "silence the troublesome natives"
Hauf an hour later there's nae sign o' them an' again the voice booms
"Wan Scotsman is equal tae 10 Englushmen"
The general sends doon his best ten men.
Hauf an hour later there's nae sign o' them an the voice comes again:
"Wan Scotsman is equal tae 100 Englushmen"
The general oanly huz 102 men left so he thinks Ah'll send wan back tae camp tae get back up an' send doon 101, that'll teach the heathens, by George"
Hauf an hour later an wan bleeden dyen Englushman comes crawlen up tae the general an sez:
"General, it's a trap, there's two of them"