Fancy Dress
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I've never been to one of these things in me life, not even Halloween. And i've been invited to one on Friday. I'm expected to make an effort. I got no idea what to wear.
I call upon the NT community for suggestions. Help a brotha out!
Somethin understated would suit me fine, if u can be understated at a fancy dress party. Argh :/
If i don't dress up will everyone think i'm mr anti-social?
I don't have long to get a costume, so can't be something that requires too much effort.
So throw some ideas at me, i would appreciate that. All i can come up with at the mo' is going as a Nazi.
So yes, ideas....?
(and i am NOT wearing a lyotard, mr lyotard suggesting person, or gimps outfit, or a gorilla costume, or anything that would transcend my gender boundaries)
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just wear yer boxers.
anyone asks...
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"Ah've come in ma pants"
- rizingdamp0
im waiting to be invited to a fancy dress so i can go as donnie darko, skelleton top and hoodie, or if i have more time a ghostbuster, boiler shit and backpackmade of a cardboard box... your could always do a daniel san and go as a shower
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get a big bit of black cardboard...
A red pen and some tipex...
Draw NT oan the card, cut oot a hole fer yer gub, an' go tae the party as NT!
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ooh, me likey those suggestions rizingdamp.
haha MX, shud put a giant QBN Certified logo on my arse or something. Only i'm try to keep my geekdom on the D-lo.
;)
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get some red dye an' dip yer baws in it....
right noo get a black catsuit like them japanese game show hingmys whit dee the matrix pingpong stunts...
onyhoo, stick yer baws oot through the suit an' haud them in yer haund
Sea Anemone, ken?
- monNom0
I remember reading or hearing about a guy at pixar that made a giant inflatable teddybear out of garbage bags and had the limbs linked by poles to his arms and legs so that when he walked the bear appeared to walk above him.
you could probably knock together a giant garbage bag teddy in a couple hours I would think....
=P
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lol
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go as comic book hero buster gonads.
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cut one cup oot yer bra, paint yer exposed can blue.
Hey presto yer a Blue Tit.
Oh aye yer a bloke, forget that...
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cut yer dick off an' wear it oan yer nose wi' a bit o' elastic tae haud it oan....
look everyone it's cocknose from Bo-Selecta!
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I was thinking about going as a black person. You know, with a bowler hat and umbrella. Only I can't tap dance.
- rizingdamp0
theres this big thing on the net of fat guys dressing up as tron:
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eat a handfull o' trips an hour bafore the pairty...
Dr. Timothy Leary.
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buy two maraccas fae yer local oxfam or barnardos shoap.
tek 12 E's an' be Bez.
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ooh, I already have one maracca. One. One maracca enuff?
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Oanly if ye wantae go as half-Bez
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cut oaf one airm an' blind yersel' in one eye...
Horatio Nelson.
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Git a crossbow an' an apple.
William Tell
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die yer hair blond an' stick a couple o' balloons up yer t shirt
Brigitte Nielson
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Put a white sheet ower yer heid walk in wanken an' goin'
Woooooooh-Wooooooooohh
Ghost o' christmas tae cum.