Fancy Dress
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- jox0
I was Duff Man once.
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get a motocross bike an' a lycra suit that says "cunt" oan the frunt..
Stunt Cunt
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Mek a drawing o' a large earth movin' machine, colour it gold...
cut a hole fer yer heid...
Gold Digger
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paint yersel wi' red an' yello paint mixed together an' speak wi' an Irish accent....
Ulster Orangeman
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cover yersel' in superglue...
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run up tae the first hot burd ye see an' embrace her..tell her "Ah'm stuck oan you"
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rip open a feather pillow above yer heidA snow storm (topical)
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Hold toy pistols against yersel' till they're glued fast..."Ah'm stickin' tae ma guns"
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fucken hell m'n Kuz is naebuddy else helpin' ye ooot??
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aye, MX me ol' chum. There's a shortage of ideas. And i'm still wanting. Thought i cud get away with something without a trip to a fancy dress shop. But might not be possible.
I could wear me suit and go as "a suit".
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Stick a pair of shoes to yer chin, crawl about on yer belly.
Mr Potatoe head.
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Sorry.
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Go wi' spunk dribblin' doon yer chin
Kuz.
Oh wait, er you want to dress up as someone else...
- Bluejam0
or
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go as chossy
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Get a mate to go with you.
Get him to go with his cock stuck in a pear. You go with yours dipped in a bowl of custard.
He can be deep in despair.
You can be fucking disgusted.
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go as chossy
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MX_OnD
(Feb 23 05, 05:41)ooops
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Ha ha ha
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here's the winner!
Get a fucken big bright green bit o' cardboard. Paint yersel black aww over... hold yer iPod in yer haund an' strike poses aww night!!
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Whit happened??
- wendell0
flipp to part ..over but so-oo OK . maybes i am no seeing like a camera thart sees only sad
d.v kun!
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haha! this was so cool.
I almost bottled it cos i couldn't think of a fancy dress, and weren't sure what the requirement was. So me and me mate went off to a pub in north london to get pissed instead.
But then we got pissed and we decided to go as terrorists. Him being irish, and me being, well muslim - it was kinda of an ironic thing. Soooo we went across to the pound-shop across the road and i bought a tea-towel and a head band and comical sunglasses and a toy gun, and pretended to be some arab terrorists. And he bought a balaclava and sunglasses and went as some IRA memmer. Politically incorrect i know, but we wos being ironic.
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Hahahahaha lucky ye didnae get put in a wee room at the big hoose.