Landlord Hell.
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Cunt's got our £800. We've tried all avenues and now Lambeth Council are telling us it's time for the small claims court.
Not fucking good enough. Who can I pay to break his legs and radiate his testicles so all his kids are born defective?
I know where he lives an I might just pay him a visit.
- ********0
Futher more, where can I sign him up to tons of Spam?
- vburo0
wel tell him you plan to take it to court, maybe he'll change his mind..
old trick, but might work.
- ********0
He already knows.
- e-pill0
contact
industry73
see bum thread
that bum is good at constantly asking for cash
get him to get your quid.
- ********0
Hud oan....
Whit's the £800 fur??
Ah'm gonnae need details afore Ah don the battle kilt.
- ********0
Deposit MX. Deposit.
- vburo0
show him you are taking the matter really serious.
goodluck.
- ********0
as students we lost £1000 in deposit cos of a prick landlord. We threatened to take him to court but he didn't give a shit. Stopped answering our calls (ofcourse he vetted all his calls via answering machine first). In the end we gave up, but shouldn't have.
Take him to small claims court and leave him in no doubt that he'll end up paying double in your legal costs.
- vburo0
sorry, late second response..
- canuck0
I have a roommate who just left owing similar money. Now I can't get a hold of the bastard. Though I have an idea where he is working, thinking of getting some heavies to do some intimidation.
- ********0
Dinnae pay yer last months rent.
Never pay yer last months rent the cunty hooors ALWAYS keep the deposit.
Battle kilt ootta the wardrobe....
- ********0
I don't even care about the money. His attitude and lies... fucking unbelievable.
- ********0
Huv ye left the flat yet moth??
- chossy0
*Stands proudly beside MX wearing the berserker kilt and leash controlled by MX.
- ********0
We left 4/5 months ago.
- ********0
one word.
arson.
- ********0
Awaitin' yer oarders boss.
It'll cost ye hauf o' the money plus some doggy biscuits fer chossy.
- ********0
Dinnae tell me yer poofin' ooot noo are ye?
Efter me an' ma fucken war hound chossy goat aww dressed up in oor battle kilts an' imbibed hallucinogenic heather juice??
RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
- chossy0
* breaks free from leash and starts mauling people at random.
* hears MX say whisky tonight ears prick up and I drop the baby I was chewing as I sniff the air to find MX.
- rasko40
my hate campaign would have started by now, beginning with his car tyres, windows, potato in the exhaust and moving onto the house. local kids can also be hired cheaply and easily for harrassment work.