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- industry73
So this Bum, who thinks he is the next Berni Mac, stoped by my place tonight. 6 months ago he kept coming over and trying to get money and stuff, well then he was stoped coming by so i just left it at that, well he was in jail and now he is back. Asking me for money and to record some of his jokes so he can get into the comedy club.
It is really getting on my nurves and this guy has a record that i dont want to mess with
http://www.state.mi.us/mdoc/asp/…what can i do to get rid of him?
- jevad0
shoot him
- Peter0
Frame him
- johndiggity0
why do bums come to your house?
- industry730
because i live in Michigan and the entire state is a hole
- ********0
scan in a $100 bill and print out 5 of them, next time he comes around, give them to him and tell him not to spend it all a once..
bum gets caugth counterfitting bills and gets 20 to life in jail
that should keep him away for a while,..
- jox0
Dig a hole outside your house. Throw him in it.
- mattyd0
haha. he escaped from prison? thats awesome.
i do believe you're fucked.
- johndiggity0
he's 5'5". kick his ass.
- D_Dot0
Tell him you moved...
- industry730
why do bums come to your house?
johndiggity
(Feb 21 05, 22:23)I actually live in an apartment downtown Kalamazoo (house converted into apartments)
not the best area, but were hopefully moving to atlanta soon
- mattyd0
tell him you are originally from 8 mile. then yell 'fuck free world! three-one-three!'
- industry730
he's 5'5". kick his ass.
johndiggity
(Feb 21 05, 22:31)I am 5'5"
- iDp0
wow he fucking escaped from prison...that guy is fucking cool! How many freaking people can say they escaped from the pen?
- johndiggity0
then it will be a well fought match.
- mirola0
tell him you are in love with him.
- dot-matrix0
get thrown in jail....he obviously didnt like it
- JamesEngage0
what a mad website
- jamble0
I don't understand why you're afraid, it's clearly lovable chubby actor Forrest Whittaker.
- shaft0
Go to the police and prepare an ambush with them. They will give you money to pay him and it's gonna be cool. Then say his friends keep threatening you and demand to be taken under witness protecion program. Just don't change nickname here, or if you do, wink, so we know it's you.
- toe_knee0
im busy looking at your states criminals. some freeks in your neck of the woods...RUN