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- canuck0
this is hillarious. You have the makings of a movie here my friend. Or at least a shitty sit-com.
- waynepixel0
Tell him you will fight him for your free doom. Video it. and post it here.
I will take the bets. Your get 20% of the cash. for a new ipod or face. It your choice.
- e-pill0
make a trap outside your door
dig a hole and have him fall in it
have 2 huge tree trunks swing in from both sides like in Predator and crush his skull
put a bucket of water right above your door way but replace the water with skin mulching acid...if all that fails hit him with the LEGENDARY MAGIC HAMMER!!!!!!
- vburo0
where is k0na??
i am sure he'd know how to take care of hobo's.
- e-pill0
oh yeh have kona jump out from behind the bush screaming PARKER LEWIS CANT LOSE! that should make him stop coming around for sure!
- rasko40
one day, convert your house into a makeshift prison with bars and shit, and be wearing a uniform when he comes around.
- shotoshi0
roll with him, he may well turn out to be the next Berni Mac.
Bad people can be good for your career - work with him and don't be such a snob
- GreedoLives0
he's not allowed to hang out with other felons, it violates his parole.
your course of action is clear.
- smellvetica0
move house/area/country?
- gruntt0
hire a big burly guy. whenever the bum comes by asking for something tell him he'll have to toss the big guys salad.
- zombiewoof0
Just be clear. No money. I used to hang with some freaky street folks in Mt. Pleasant in DC (not always so pleasant...) But they can be insightful, albeit tiring. Set some rules. "If you want to hang.. no money, you gotta leave when I say so"... etc... if he can' abide, call Kona and his magic hammer.
- smellvetica0
"Bring out the gimp!"
- k0na_an0k0
there is only one thing you can do in a situation like this.
let him do you.
- mogwai0
show him your belly button.
"mmmm, its like a bowl of oatmeal with a hole in the middle"
- Mimio0
Call his parole/treatment officer.
- davey_g0
Tell him your whole family is in the Police department and Dad is coming over to clean his rifles.
- k0na_an0k0
can you get a hold of an industrial size meat grinder? if so, i think we can make a little money on the side.
know what i mean?!?
bum sammiches.
- e-pill0
since you have all his info why not next time he comes around have his parole officah open the door and greet him.