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- Mal0
Nah it's the dugs baws!
- MX_OnD0
Nah it's the dugs baws!
Mal
(Feb 21 05, 12:11)Weel sed that cunt ;)
- Mal0
Weel sed that cunt ;)
MX_OnD
(Feb 21 05, 12:13)We're the only peepul that use cunt as a trem of affection!
He's a good cunt that MX-OnD!
- MX_OnD0
Funny Mal whin Ah wuz stayen in Aiberdeen we wuz oan Summerfield Terrace, the fower o' us were kent as the Summerfield cunts! Ah wuz cunt #1 cus ma room wuz the cloasest tae the door, ken?
- Mal0
Ah stayed in Aberdeen fur 2 years min. Ye ken fit like aye?
- MX_OnD0
Oh fuck aye, Ah ken it weel ma freen. Ah'm ateuchter through' an' through like, Aiberdeen is the "city" fer me like, ken?
- Limmy0
Cheers, troops. (first ten or so posts).
- pascii0
...at the beginning of time God was discussing the creation of Earth with the Angel Gabriel. They decided to create Scotland:
God said: I am going to give Scotland towering mountains, Golden Salmons will swimm into crystal water. The countryside will be covered with resplendent heather. The sea will bring Oil and Gas. Scottish people will creative , strong and dogged and....
- Hey, wait a minute , the Angel Gabriel said, are you not being a wee bit too generous with these Scots?
-No I am not, God replied, I haven't told you yet who their neighbours are gonna be...
- MX_OnD0
...at the beginning of time God was discussing the creation of Earth with the Angel Gabriel. They decided to create Scotland:
God said: I am going to give Scotland towering mountains, Golden Salmons will swimm into crystal water. The countryside will be covered with resplendent heather. The sea will bring Oil and Gas. Scottish people will creative , strong and dogged and....
- Hey, wait a minute , the Angel Gabriel said, are you not being a wee bit too generous with these Scots?
-No I am not, God replied, I haven't told you yet who their neighbours are gonna be...
pascii
(Feb 23 05, 08:07)ye listenin' moth??
:p
- GeorgiePorgie0
limmy lol
- MX_OnD0
'scuse the hiJacken again, ken?
- DonnieTV0
Right - I can't wait any longer - who's it going to be?
- MX_OnD0
teh sassenachs™
- DonnieTV0
Right! They're terrible them.
- MX_OnD0
Aye aww fucken saft accents an' limp wrists, ken?
- carver0
jocko boys . jocks and the gordies .jocko boys
cilli jocko land .cider drinking sheep russlers jocko boys . lock ness jocko boys. ock eye ah noo jocko boyz i see you johnny ock ah noo. daft eh?
- MX_OnD0
carver, yer baws are mince.
- carver0
mince haw haw. i can remember one time when i was in the lakes for a HR managment seminar weekend, i popped up to jock land, see what the cunny was like, and honest to god they were lining the streets eating mince and drinking cider. Eye eye ah noo jocko arrr jim lad
- Jnr_Madison0
I bet you're so fucking boring in real life carver. Apart from sucking off the odd stranger at the bus station that is.
- DonnieTV0
Carver do you work in Scotland?