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- toulouz0
"He really thinks that I'd be friends with a sad pervert. Best put him right.-You fuckin little cunt!I snap.-Fuckin piss-taking little fart...you fuckin strung me along from the start! All that fuckin shit about Frank Sidebottom! You were wanking off in my face ya fuckiin cunt"
IRVINE WELSH...filth 1998
- blackspade0
teh best swearer is the dude from trainspotting (the fighter, what was his name?)
"ahhrg, the poor lassie's ben glassed.. and we not leavin till we find oot what cunt did it!"
lol
- blackspade0
ahhh hahah this thread is awesome
some funny shite, ya hooooor
swear a thon, fantastic, ..anymore foul mouths to be added ?
- Gorbie0
haha.. touché.
i retract the above statement, and give you 15 more.
- Limmy0
Gorbie: "Limmy, you're fifteen minutes were up years ago..."
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It's "your", not "you're".
Bliznutty, don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe.
- bliznutty0
uh..
Limmy, you're fifteen minutes were up years ago...
it's time for you to go aswell.
Gorbie
(Feb 23 05, 10:21)oops
- pascii0
i've been to the docks! and carver looks like an' ugly burd
- MX_OnD0
I think you missed the point MX-OnD.
Jnr_Madison
(Feb 23 05, 08:36)That's nae unusual.
Hud oan a minute, ya cheeky cunt, how dee ye mean?
- Jnr_Madison0
I think you missed the point MX-OnD.
- MX_OnD0
Carver do you work in Scotland?
DonnieTV
(Feb 23 05, 08:34)Aiberdeen docks last Ah heard. £1.73 fer a soook o' yer boaby
- MX_OnD0
I bet you're so fucking boring in real life carver. Apart from sucking off the odd stranger at the bus station that is.
Jnr_Madison
(Feb 23 05, 08:33)carver in real life?? ppfffffffft
some cunt tel him, ah cannae bear tae upset the wee hooooor.
- DonnieTV0
Carver do you work in Scotland?
- Jnr_Madison0
I bet you're so fucking boring in real life carver. Apart from sucking off the odd stranger at the bus station that is.
- carver0
mince haw haw. i can remember one time when i was in the lakes for a HR managment seminar weekend, i popped up to jock land, see what the cunny was like, and honest to god they were lining the streets eating mince and drinking cider. Eye eye ah noo jocko arrr jim lad
- MX_OnD0
carver, yer baws are mince.
- carver0
jocko boys . jocks and the gordies .jocko boys
cilli jocko land .cider drinking sheep russlers jocko boys . lock ness jocko boys. ock eye ah noo jocko boyz i see you johnny ock ah noo. daft eh?
- MX_OnD0
Aye aww fucken saft accents an' limp wrists, ken?
- DonnieTV0
Right! They're terrible them.
- MX_OnD0
teh sassenachs™
- DonnieTV0
Right - I can't wait any longer - who's it going to be?