limmy.com
limmy.com
Out of context: Reply #28
- Started
- Last post
- 51 Responses
- pascii0
...at the beginning of time God was discussing the creation of Earth with the Angel Gabriel. They decided to create Scotland:
God said: I am going to give Scotland towering mountains, Golden Salmons will swimm into crystal water. The countryside will be covered with resplendent heather. The sea will bring Oil and Gas. Scottish people will creative , strong and dogged and....
- Hey, wait a minute , the Angel Gabriel said, are you not being a wee bit too generous with these Scots?
-No I am not, God replied, I haven't told you yet who their neighbours are gonna be...