Pet Wars
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- mrdobolina0
damn dog, you was eating corn.
- peteski0
watch out - pussy can kill
- fugged0
nah, don't think it's fair at all. you could always take legal action, but that's not as fun...
i say get creative.
- lifeinbinary0
don't do anything that'll get you in trouble with the law.
however, think of plan b - like poisoning the lady or something.
- fugged0
find out if it's an indoor cat. if so, feed it some laxative so it shits all over her house.
- mg330
- 2cent0
bring a big ass baggie of catnip and give it to said cat... granny will have a good ol time later as her cat tries to use her as a scratching post.
- toe_knee0
my friend owns a petshop, i have a good mind to buy a few spiders and let them loose in her house
I like the laxative idea
- iDp0
damn that would piss me off. If I were you I wouldn't have said anything...just have let the leash 'slip' one time. Call animal control and see what they say. Or you could just walk with some tack spray...when that little cunt ass cat comes after your dog pull him and spray the fucker in the face.
- Gilt0010
If you want to stay completely devoid of any litigation, I would bring a squirt bottle with you on your next walk. When the cat steps up to your shepherd, soak him good. Cats NEVER like water and the owner won't be able to blame you for her cat being soaking wet since it's an outdoor cat.
- toe_knee0
great idea, i might try and bottle some of my dogs stinky piss
- gabriel20
definitely call animal control, sounds like the cat is borderline feral. the owner has no right leaving it out if it's threatening to other people or their property beyond the owner's property line. plus, if the cat is this aggressive towards your dog I'd bet it's aggressive towards others...
- warheros0
id use the water bottle technique or call the authorities and see what you can do. if you let your dog off its leash youre asking for trouble from that cunt.
good luck!
- gabriel20
plus, cats, like any animal, carry tons of bacteria and a bite/scratch can easily become infected, in which case the owner of the cat would be responsible for any vet bills you might have
- mrdobolina0
a can of tuna mixed with liquid drano will fix that cat.
- clone0
walk a different way
or
fill your squirt gun with gas
shoot cat profusely
light cigarette.
while walking away accidently drop match on cat
- Evin0
Damn thats some funny shit....you guys dont reckon that said "authorities" might actually have some other shit to worry about as opposed to a fuckin cat and dog!! Haha....i dunno maybe i just dont get hardcore animal lovers....fuck thats funny though...our whole office here had a good laugh at this thread though....cheers for that....
- fugged0
evin...
authorities = animal control.
that's what they do.
control animals.
- iDp0
yeah Evin don't you watch Animal Planet?!? JEEZ!!
lol