Pet Wars
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- mrdobolina0
damn dog, you was eating corn.
- BonSeff0
i was walking my pooch yesterday and 2 loose dogs ran up on us and were smellin my dog and almost scuffled. then one of the dogs took a stemay dump in the yard i was in front of. then they ran back to where they came from. it was freaky and funny as hell at the same time. makes you glad you are atop of the food chain. then again there was that scene from Friday when Smokey took a dump in someones yard..
- mrdobolina0
fuckit tone, spray that fucker with hornet spray. lil bastard deserves it.
- Milan0
HAHAHA, this pussy has some balls. Anyone or anything that's stupid enough to attack someone bigger than they are deserves a beating. Let the dog defend himself.
- toe_knee0
Animal control in Ireland are called the police
- iDp0
yeah Evin don't you watch Animal Planet?!? JEEZ!!
lol
- fugged0
evin...
authorities = animal control.
that's what they do.
control animals.
- Evin0
Damn thats some funny shit....you guys dont reckon that said "authorities" might actually have some other shit to worry about as opposed to a fuckin cat and dog!! Haha....i dunno maybe i just dont get hardcore animal lovers....fuck thats funny though...our whole office here had a good laugh at this thread though....cheers for that....
- clone0
walk a different way
or
fill your squirt gun with gas
shoot cat profusely
light cigarette.
while walking away accidently drop match on cat
- mrdobolina0
a can of tuna mixed with liquid drano will fix that cat.
- gabriel20
plus, cats, like any animal, carry tons of bacteria and a bite/scratch can easily become infected, in which case the owner of the cat would be responsible for any vet bills you might have
- warheros0
id use the water bottle technique or call the authorities and see what you can do. if you let your dog off its leash youre asking for trouble from that cunt.
good luck!
- gabriel20
definitely call animal control, sounds like the cat is borderline feral. the owner has no right leaving it out if it's threatening to other people or their property beyond the owner's property line. plus, if the cat is this aggressive towards your dog I'd bet it's aggressive towards others...
- toe_knee0
great idea, i might try and bottle some of my dogs stinky piss
- Gilt0010
If you want to stay completely devoid of any litigation, I would bring a squirt bottle with you on your next walk. When the cat steps up to your shepherd, soak him good. Cats NEVER like water and the owner won't be able to blame you for her cat being soaking wet since it's an outdoor cat.
- iDp0
damn that would piss me off. If I were you I wouldn't have said anything...just have let the leash 'slip' one time. Call animal control and see what they say. Or you could just walk with some tack spray...when that little cunt ass cat comes after your dog pull him and spray the fucker in the face.
- toe_knee0
my friend owns a petshop, i have a good mind to buy a few spiders and let them loose in her house
I like the laxative idea
- 2cent0
bring a big ass baggie of catnip and give it to said cat... granny will have a good ol time later as her cat tries to use her as a scratching post.
- mg330