Cocaine & Canapés
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- mogwai0
what the hell are Canapés?
- plashal0
middle class in any developed nation has a high target rate.
extra income can be the biggest drug ... more over plenty of people have died for such a lifestyle.
- RedFoxxworth0
Funny, I was just about to say I prefer crack to a line any day...
- Meeklo0
I rather have a good peanut butter and crack sandwich
- Blofeldt0
I thought absinance was the new decadence when in fact, the new decadence was the new staying in, which turned out to be the new coke, but ended up being the new black
- paraselene0
no, no.
pasties are the new pink.
coke is the new orange.
- danthon0
coke is the new pink
- jebarabia0
they missed the memo about symbols of the oppressor...
- opiate0
you didnt. wish again
- Kuz0
no offence man :)
- Gordy220
Touché Kuz. Wish I'd just kept my mouth shut...
- Kuz0
this thread became pointless and redundant 79 posts ago
- opiate0
its everywhere. pik your poison
- sherman0
Its all around here. Sometimes I feel like im in Miami Vice.
Wheres Don Johnson when you need him.
- ad10
To a scrotum...
mx couldne have delivered it better!
- ad10
murray lachlan young.
- vespa0
haha where's that from ad1? so true!
For bus drivers are tooting it
Jockey’s are hoofing it
DJ’s are spinning it
Gamblers winning it
Forces manoeuvring it
Cleaners are hoovering it
Models are booked on it
Anglers hooked on it
Pensioners drawing it
Footballers scoring it
Technicians miking it
PA’s are biking it
Producers are trying it
AnR men denying it
Publishers collecting it
Lawyers protecting it
Artists are begging it
Some of them pegging it
It seems like it’s simple there’s no one to blame
For the whole of this nation is taking Cocaine
Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine
- MX_OnD0
classic ad1.
- jevad0
"Celebrate with a meal round a friend's house. The kids are tucked up in bed upstairs and we sit down to cocktails and great food, followed by cocaine. We don't do it at the table, as not everyone is participating, but leave lines racked up in the bedroom for those who are indulging to snort when they want.
I have done cocaine with almost everyone in my life - family, friends, colleagues - even my bosses. I took it at my own wedding and I have even snorted it off the desk of a Harley Street doctor - he wasn't there at the time.
It is just part of my life and my checklist when I leave the house to meet friends is more often than not money, phone, keys and cocaine. "
How utterly pathetic....
- ad10
From Mayfair to Morden from Soho to Sidcup
From Richmond to Dalston through old Regents park
From Borough to Bayswater, Crouchend to Clapham.
From Debden to Tooting beneath Marble arch.There are daughters of ministers children of clergy
There are amiable honarables barristers verging
On every single section of today’s society
Have thrown figs to the wind and embraced with such glee
The most wonderful pastime to have come around in years
Yes policemen and plumbers road sweepers and peersSimply everyone’s taking Cocaine
Well last weekend I rode the Millennium wheel
From above and beneath I heard giggle and squeal
For instead of enjoying fine views all about
All the tourists were busily racking them out
Even those from the west of UkraineSimply everyone’s taking Cocaine
In the marathon runners are running with glee
With a vigour quite plain for spectators to see
It’s a marvel how thousands have slashed at their times
By at regular intervals hoofing a line
They’ve been stoking it up like a trainSimply everyone’s taking cocaine
Well I saw a young fireman helmet in hand
With a placard declaring we need thirty grand.
When I asked him to justify such an increase
He said “we have to buy it unlike the police”
Then he left for his villa in SpainSaying everyone’s taking cocaine
Well I saw fizzy Sipworth attempting to eat
Inexplicably missing the most of her teeth
I said Fizzy your gummy what gives you old wag
She said “snorting Peruvian from the pound bag”
Then she laughed like a Portuguese drainSimply everyone’s taking cocaine
Well I saw aunty Millie, her nose in a cast
I asked how would she manage her hourly blast
“She said needs must dear boy though it may seem a farce
I’ve been having it blown up the old Khyber Pass
By an elderly friend from Bahrain”Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine
Uncle Percy set off on his great expedition
I said Percy you look in the peek of condition
“Quite so dear boy I’m a jack in the box
Since I purchased a sack of Bolivian rocks
From a couple I met on a plane ”Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine
In the jungle old Percy’s supply was near done
He said this lack of chang is impeding my fun
When a barer discovered the wreck of a plane
Fairly stuffed to the gunnels with bales of Cocaine
For a year did he chatter and gurn
His remains were returned in an urnWell the vicar proclaimed it the poorest of taste
To be scattering ashes all over the place
And if as he suspected, the powder were pure
“We should snort the old goat off the rectory floor”
So he chopped out old Percy in lines
Well at first aunty Millie declinedBut she quickly gave in when the reverend stepped in
And assured her that Percy would waggle his chin
If he heard that his very last blast
Was a trip up the old Khyber Pass?
Then we all shouted hip hip hooraySimply everyone’s taking Cocaine
For bus drivers are tooting it
Jockey’s are hoofing it
DJ’s are spinning it
Gamblers winning it
Forces manoeuvring it
Cleaners are hoovering it
Models are booked on it
Anglers hooked on it
Pensioners drawing it
Footballers scoring it
Technicians miking it
PA’s are biking it
Producers are trying it
AnR men denying it
Publishers collecting it
Lawyers protecting it
Artists are begging it
Some of them pegging it
It seems like it’s simple there’s no one to blame
For the whole of this nation is taking Cocaine
Simply everyone’s taking CocaineOh how gay it all seems and how bright we all are
How much fun we are having and Oh what a lark
To have blistering jousting and sharp repartee
Oh please less less, less, about you
And please more, more, more, about me