Cocaine & Canapés
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- Blofeldt0
you can't beat a pint and a couple o Calvin Klines on a Friday lunchtime eh?
- Kuz0
*cough cough* ghb *cough *
*pours ghb into MX's drink and then gets himself and him a taxi to his place, i.e. kuz's place, and lays down an unconsciou MX on his bed, and proceeds to date rape him*
safe.
- MX_OnD0
Naw but quite seriously Ah fucken hate cocaine, or rather coke addled fuckers. It's whit it turns people intae that Ah despise.
An' the amount o times Ah've been somewhiere wi' a mate an' he's pulled oot his wee baggie demonstratively did a line an' then sed "dinnae tell anyone" Fuck oaf, if ye dinnae want me tae say anything dinnae fucken wave it in ma face ye fucken junkie hooor.
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//sorry tae aww ye cool coke bastarts
- pascii0
it's daily business here
- MX_OnD0
*cough cough* ghb *cough *
*pours ghb into MX's drink and then gets himself and him a taxi to his place, i.e. kuz's place, and lays down an unconsciou MX on his bed, and proceeds to date rape him*
safe.
Kuz
(Feb 10 05, 04:56)As long as it's safe laddie
- waynepixel0
As new Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair pledges to crack down on "middle-class" drug takers
Fuck OFF.
- vespa0
true that MX_OnD, it turns people into bright eyed repetitious self-aggrandising drones, i mean i have done many a cheeky line but i'm increasingly loathing the idea of it. turned it down the last 2 times it was offered. i find it a bit boring. maybe it's me.
- Blofeldt0
nah vespa, it is boring i reckon
- Kuz0
ooh cheeky!
- MX_OnD0
Ah've done it exactly once.
It's no the drug that's borin' it's the mistaken concept of "cool" that takers have.....
An old friend once actually woke up in my house in a puddle of his own piss after a night of charlie.
Like I say mistaken concept of "cool"...
- skt0
Aye, 50 pound a gramme to turn yourself into a boring cunt. No thanks.
Yet strangely, every now and again, I get the urge to get fucked up on the stuff.
What the fuck arresting a load of advertising cock hats is going to do to help society I have no idea.
- Blofeldt0
Waking up in your own piss isn't cool. Oh dear
- Blofeldt0
I'm a boring cunt to start with
- rasko40
fuck canapés, these fools should get on the rocks.
- vespa0
i disagree, it is the drug that's boring. i reckon out of everything, charlie sucks out the most personality, replacing all original thought with gibbering superficial shit that sticks in your mouth and nasal cavity for the next 48 hours as you crawl your way back out of the empty husk of a human being that can pass for middle-class normality all too easily.
hmm i guess it's just not for me?
- Blofeldt0
I think it vacuous side effects are ideal for people who have nothing interesting to talk about anyway
- rasko40
coke just gives me the ability to drink far more than I should be able too. the last time I did coke was at a bbq last summer, started drinking at 2pm in the afternoon, started sniffing at 6pm, continued drinking until 7am.
It also facilitated me with the ability to get my arse out infront of my mates older sister at a sphincter to face distance of about 4 inches.
up the next day at 12 and straight to the bar on the beach feeling utterly soulless and shaking, having to drink 3 pints just to feel slightly 'normal'.
its a shit drug.
- MX_OnD0
possibly vespa, only tried it the once so I'm not really best placed to judge the drug, only people who I know are on it....
2 years ago I was out with my then gf and a crowd who worked with her, this guy was there who really had a desperate crush on my ex.. so anyway this guy was a small time hash dealer (& used to work with my then gf). So he and his mates are sat there being quite sociable until he gets a phone call from another one of his mates.
After that call all they did was to make it as obvious as possible that this mate who was coming along was taking cocaine with him...
"What time is Charles getting here?"
ETC ETC ETC ETC all of it as loud as possible to maximise being "cool"
such a sad collection of twats I have yet to encounter again since.
- iLotion0
"I know compared to the average person I take a lot, but my life is different to most people."
.... Maybe your life is different becuase... Yer a drug addict?
- Blofeldt0
Ha ha, i think the new 'cool' thing is to reject cocaine judging by our responses on this thread.