Things To Say To A Neighbor You Never Met Before While Shoveling
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- dopepope0
Don't you wish every flake of snow had a cock so you can suck it?
- mevsthem0
Winter is coming am i right hahaha am i right.
- gruntt0
if snowflakes were nipples we'd be shovlin' nipples right now and that would be great. just you and me shovlin' nipples and talkin' bout the old times. yeah, that would be great.
- mevsthem0
Our business here today is cocaine yes? am i right am i right.
- mattyd0
you remember '78, right? well, mg33 used to live next to me and he was marrying this broad. so we had a bachelor party for him. he ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it!
- mg330
Hey, come here. Yah, just a sec, hang, on. Smell my fingers. No, seriously, you've got to. It's so sick. Come on man!
- mevsthem0
im melting in jizz.
hey whats all this jizz doing on my property am i right am i right.,
- gruntt0
if this shit were puddin' i wouldn't mind it so much.
fucking shit i love pudding.
- mg330
If I don't get this done, my husband's gonna make me wear a ball gag.
(Said by a man, of course)
- mattyd0
if it were ditka vs this blizzard, who would win? i say ditka by 21, am i right? ha ha ha.
- gabriel20
"Hey, my skin is on fire. Give me your hair."
- mattyd0
so how about that dude early who didnt think this was funny? what was *that* about? ha ha ha, am i right?
- mg330
Hi, nice to meet you. Would you like to come over to a sleepover for adults?
- mg330
I'm gonna kill that dog of mine next time I see it out here humping thin air.
- mevsthem0
hey neighbor why did you jizz on my driveway am i right am i right
- mattyd0
hey, you got some nail clippers on you? ive gotta cut down this toenail on the end of my penis.
- mg330
[that is a sick image mattyd. thanks.]
- johndiggity0
i really like that dresser in your daughter's bedroom.
- mattyd0
ha ha ha. am i right?
- dopepope0
This is nothing. You remember the day it rained blood?