Things To Say To A Neighbor You Never Met Before While Shoveling
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- k0na_an0k0
Hey what do you say you and I kill your wife later?!? No?!? I'm just kidding man cause I killed her this morning while she was taking a shower.
- k0na_an0k0
Forget this shovelling nonsense, I'm switching to dy-no-mite!!
mg33
(Feb 9 05, 14:40)
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nice one!
- mg330
Pssst, hey, hey you? Can I get you to hold some drugs for me for a few days? I have this crazy feeling the cops are coming today.
- mg330
:) Man, this thread could be more promising than Studio A thread.
- k0na_an0k0
*laughter
oh man. i just had the craziest thought of killing you!
- mg330
*southern drawl
Say man, don't ever let anyone tell you that witches aint real. I got one for a wife right inside that house.
- mg330
Do you have any connections to get around that seven day waiting list for buying a gun?
- mevsthem0
lol just what i needed
- mg330
Are you excited about that new Trent Reznor project?
- mg330
Hey stud - want me to help you stretch those hammies?
- mg330
We're having a Pol-Pot regional fan club meeting tonight, you're more than welcome to stop by.
- mg330
This snow is a disaster for my marijuana plants out back.
- gruntt0
if we happen to dig up a puppy let's agree know to split it.
- mevsthem0
LOL.
I wish I had enough Piss to melt this snow, am i right hahahahaha.
- mg330
Snow like this reminds me of my years as a sniper for the Chinese in Tibet.
- gruntt0
2 sips from a beer and i can't type. that should have read...
if we happen to dig up a puppy let's agree now just to split it.
gruntt(Feb 9 05, 15:14)
- mevsthem0
Fuck it lets all do a line. HAHAHA am i right.
- gruntt0
this is god's response to you masturbating so much.
- gruntt0
snow reminds me of the first time i made love to a goat. not fucking, but sweet love making... am i right?!
- mg330
How can you let your wife get the mail in those big ol granny panties? She needs some thongs my man.