Brain dump
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- k0na_an0k0
damn that's deep.
ace.
- lymlyt0
how did i know that a thread titled "brain dump" would be the product of k0na? i hadn't even checked my email yet ;)
i for one thought it was f*cking hilarious! (lack of sleep? hmmm...maybe). when i got to rice-a-roni, there were actual tears from trying to hold back the laughter...seriously. (the last thing i need is the morons i work with coming into my office to find out was so damn funny.)
great way to start the morning. thanks, k0na!
- waynepixel0
Tara Patrick
- waynepixel0
My driving Theory test is driving me fucking metal.
I have tryed 5 times now and the best I have managed to do is 29.
I have the get 30 out 35 right to pass. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK...
- gruntt0
i read it all.
every word.
i need to rent animal house.
- rasko40
the best thing about that is, its not funny.
- spendogg0
I was hanging with a friend one day and our pal chase dropped by - he had just come from this girls house and he said he got so drunk the night before, he pissed her bed, got embarresed and left before she woke up. We had a good larf. then me and my buddy went down to the local grocery store where we proceeded to take all of the "bed wetting brochures" from the self help rack. it was drizzling that day and we wallpapered his car with the brochures. that was a fun day.
- usrper0
Cowgirl: Howdy, pardners! My name is sheriff...
Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!
Cowgirl: I sure am hungry for my favorite food...
Homer voiceover: McNuggets!
Lisa: I don't like McNuggets! I'm a vegetarian!
Homer: Still? Well then you're not gonna like your other present!
(A wrapped turkey)
(In the film a cowboy rides up)
Cowgirl: Why it's my best friend...
Homer voiceover: Maggie!
Lisa: Huh?
Bartender: Bad news sheriff...
Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!
Bartender: Some Indians took all the...
Homer voiceover: McNuggets! Mmmm McNuggets... haughughalughalugh!
Cowgirl: I'll get those no good Indians, just as sure as my favorite book is...
Homer voiceover: Magazines! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Bart voiceover: Wake up, Dad!
Homer voiceover: Wha wha wha wha wha?
(Static fills the screen)
- -sputnik-0
going yachting is like standing clothed in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills
- k0na_an0k0
the best thing about that is, its not funny.
rasko4
(Feb 4 05, 08:57)
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if that's all you got out of it i weep for you. you missed the entire point.
- usrper0
*singing peter griffin's jewish version of "when you wish upon a star"
- -leah-0
kona that was great! :)
- -sputnik-0
i read the cave people thread and it scared me
- rasko40
you're like the little kid at family BBQ's that sulks and starts pulling the heads off flowers when people evventually ignore his constant craving for attention.
- e_b_c0
...a few years back i had a tooth that was dieing. Worst pain ever. I had a shit job and no insurance. I tried to drink my self to sleep. It didn't work. The next day I went to work drunk . If i have a kid, i never want him to go through that...
...riding my bike alone through the city will always make me feel a bajillion times better...
...i wait for summer as if i were in the seventh grade...
- k0na_an0k0
contant craving for attention? isn't this a memory brain dump like the image brian dump of the randomize me thread?!?
get a sense of humor.
- rasko40
what not even a stabbing hobos joke?