Brain dump
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- k0na_an0k0
... sometimes i think cave people had it easy. lyin around nekkid all day with only a loin cloth on, banging women over the head with large clubs and draggin them back to the love cave, using only one word to have conversations 'urgh, URGH!', man. that musta been the life...
- -sputnik-0
i read the cave people thread and it scared me
- waynepixel0
My driving Theory test is driving me fucking metal.
I have tryed 5 times now and the best I have managed to do is 29.
I have the get 30 out 35 right to pass. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK...
- waynepixel0
Tara Patrick
- lymlyt0
how did i know that a thread titled "brain dump" would be the product of k0na? i hadn't even checked my email yet ;)
i for one thought it was f*cking hilarious! (lack of sleep? hmmm...maybe). when i got to rice-a-roni, there were actual tears from trying to hold back the laughter...seriously. (the last thing i need is the morons i work with coming into my office to find out was so damn funny.)
great way to start the morning. thanks, k0na!
- k0na_an0k0
damn that's deep.
ace.
- clerk0
I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what
I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.
- k0na_an0k0
... one summer i worked construction for my uncles rather large company. we installed service to new homes and business's for com ed. after a month or two as a shlep, they started to let me use the backhoe. nice. so one afternoon i'm diggin a hole and a guy i worked with was standing next to it *farts... who pulled my finger? anyways, this guy is standing next the the hole 'im digging leaning on his shovel kinda sleeping. he's got his eyes closed like he's resting while i'm working. fuck you i say so with the backhoe bucket i take an innocent swat at the shovel and broke it in two. he was irate. it probably wouldn't have been so bad if i hadn't broken the shovel cause then he had evidence. i just wanted to knock it out from under him. that was the last time they let me use heavy machinery...
- SteveJobs0
when a man confronts you on the street he is the enemy, an enemy deserves no mercy, what is the problem mr. lawrence?
- -leah-0
i just put a staple through my finger and now i can't type very well :(
- k0na_an0k0
... this morning when i woke up, still half asleep i mistakingly pissed in a bowl of corn flakes thinking it was the toilet. i now know who's cornflakes those were...
... this one time, at band camp, i stuck a flute in my p*ssy...
... *on donating sperm to a sperm bank for cash, 'oh well then i can't do it cause last night i had sex..... WITH A GIRL'...
- usrper0
dont worry guys! im a singing hobo not a stabbing hobo!
sings:"nothing beats the hobo life.... stabbing folks with the hobo knife....
- k0na_an0k0
... when i was 8 i was out riding my bike and almost hit by a car speeding by my house. my sister saw it and said there was an angel on my shoulder as the car passed...
... candygram...
... you mind if we dance wiff yo dates?...
- rasko40
what not even a stabbing hobos joke?
- k0na_an0k0
contant craving for attention? isn't this a memory brain dump like the image brian dump of the randomize me thread?!?
get a sense of humor.
- e_b_c0
...a few years back i had a tooth that was dieing. Worst pain ever. I had a shit job and no insurance. I tried to drink my self to sleep. It didn't work. The next day I went to work drunk . If i have a kid, i never want him to go through that...
...riding my bike alone through the city will always make me feel a bajillion times better...
...i wait for summer as if i were in the seventh grade...
- rasko40
you're like the little kid at family BBQ's that sulks and starts pulling the heads off flowers when people evventually ignore his constant craving for attention.
- -leah-0
kona that was great! :)