Shitty Quotes
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- ********0
£3.50 for the lot.
- cola0
"wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
wait. no. i liked that one.
- ********0
"How much for a wank aidee?"
Damn it, i'm no good at this - its not your favourite quotes is it.
- mayo0
"Well, whatta gonna do?"
- cola0
"fuck picasso
that shit look like some'n i can do"
- bulletfactory0
I swear i thought she was 18
- cola0
"hey kid. want some candy?"
- shotoshi0
"Fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt"
- bulletfactory0
"you sir..... are no gentleman....."
- blaw0
"hey mister, why are there no windows in this van?"
- mayo0
"freaky-deaky" can die a miserable death.
- mg330
I liked someone's quote on NT from their boss when given a very small holiday bonus in 04:
"It's better than a poke on the nose!"
Who here said that?
- mr_snuggles0
"Please make that bigger, oh and it case you didn't realize, it's not centred."
- winter0
Enter response:
:]
- ********0
Ha ha shotoshi,
"your like leaver, like a leaverman. like a suitcase, fukin oldall. fuck off your revolting. like a crocodile, fat crocodile."
Or something allong those lines...
- Point50
"Is that all you got?"
- brandelec0
"who died and made you shitking?"
- Focker0
Tomorrow's another day.
- k0na_an0k0
"who shit on the toilet seat?"
- cola0
"we liked the designs a lot but how about giving it another go?"