Shitty Quotes
Shitty Quotes
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- paraselene0
courtesy of my dear ol' dad:
"girl, ah'm gonna slap you nekkid an hide yer clothes!"
"sheeit. 'at boy ain't got sense'nuff ta pour piss outta hiz boot."
"well, darhlin', i suggest 'at you want in one hand an piss in t'other an see 'ich an fills up furst."
"gaddamn. what'ch'all reckkin'd happin if we'uz burn rich 'steada good-lookin'?"
- SteveJobs0
my least favorite quote ever:
'love it or leave it!'
- anzelina0
working hard, or hardly working?
canuck(Jan 21 05, 10:01)
__________________i love that quote because it is so lame and cheesy that it cracks me up.
- GreedoLives0
another day, another dollar
- brandelec0
"go with the flow"
wtf?
- spendogg0
"bull shit on a pump handle, no water for a week"
or
"go piss on a rope and suck on the wet end"
- Focker0
can't take the heat, get outta the kitchen?