Office sayings
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- blaw0
- k0na_an0k0
"we have a new job that we needed yesterday."
to which i reply - you should have come to me yesterday.
- benfal990
"YAH!"
and
"YAAAH!"
- Gucci0
"let's touch base" is amazing
"Bob's your uncle"
- silentseven0
My boss always says " Let's face it designers arent marketeers. Designers just make things pretty and if they were to own a business it would fail."
And..
"Can we watermark a picture there and another one there on that?"
"The message is not clear... It needs to pop more."
And cant forget the classic
"Discover the (company name here)'s Advantage/ Difference !"
- Gucci0
"FYI"
- MX_OnD0
"suck it and see"
- hot_fs010
'You bitches'.
- radar0
and why do people always talk about the weather on the elevator?
- MX_OnD0
"it's not YOUR problem"
when pointing out somehting that affects YOUR work....
"I get paid to deal with things like this"
and then they proceed to NOT deal with it....
- radar0
"can you have a draft ready on Friday" - at 4pm on Thursday!
- chossy0
I always say while running out a suit "everythings fucked" my boss used to freak out but now he knows that I totally over react at everything so he just tells me to "get back in and sort it and stop being a mad cunt" actuall verbatim there folks.
- k0na_an0k0
"you make the difference"
it's on all of out collateral and is branded into our brains the second we walk in the door.
ok then cockbag, if i make such a difference why are you paying me shit when we just got a company wide phone message 2 days ago praising how we're going to make 320 million in the next 3 weeks. AND, yesterday when it was snowing like a mutha, did you all leave at 1 cause it was so bad, but have us all stay here till 5 when it had turned the roads into a nightmare. yeah. i make the difference.
- MXS0
"lets touch base"
or
"make sure we're singing from the same hymn sheet" always makes me crack a smile
- chossy0
"turn a negative into a positive"
- -sputnik-0
how about "its not a problem, its an opportunity"
- chossy0
I loath
"blue sky" which I think is now over with yay
and when people say can you make it "sexy". If we popped some titties and a six pack in then yes it would look sexy.
- -_MU_-0
I hate "moving forward". I had a meeting with someone who used it every other sentance, i struggled to keep a straigt face.
- k0na_an0k0
turd photos...eeeewww!
how's that weather 2day k0na? we got blasted for 2 days and now its nice and quiet. i hear chicago's nastay.
-sputnik-
(Jan 6 05, 07:53)
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not too cold but we got a ton of snow, which my car no likey. i maybe passed 6 or 7 cars on the way in this morning doing 15mph on the road. fuck, me. my car sucks but i'll go insane if i have to idle my way to work behind some guy who must think his tires are made of ice.