Christopher Walken
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- spaniard0
damn, I thought christopher walken was dead (usual nt post starting with a name).
*Breathing a sigh of relief*
As you were...
- aliendn0
Christopher is dead...dead tired of cowbell jokes (sorry, stole the concept of that joke off the simpsons, the gag goes like : Mr simpson, your baby is dead...dead tired of the high prices for baby formula).
btw, i actually like that threadless shirt.
Will Ferrel's a class act though, while he was illustrator he was like "WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD TO MAKE A RECTANGLE IN PHOTOSHOP" and I was like chill dude, there's vector shapes in photoshop, you dont have to select a rectangular marquee and fill it with the foreground color" when he peaked and yelled at my boss Billy; "BILLY GET OFF THE GODAMN SHED." and I got a little nervous. All of a sudden he laughed it off and said in a calm voice "well alien, thats not very instinctive is it? back in my day we had a little thing called Corel Draw and Painter and if you had to draw a freaken rectangle, you got a freakn rectangle...BILLY, I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! NOW, GET OFF THE SHED"
its like Viet-saturday night Live
- _salisae_0
ilovewillferrel !
- DutchBoy0
did you really dream it? cuz someone already thought of it?
- DutchBoy0
nevermind me, i am a bitch! :)
love the story!
- _salisae_0
if i needed a detective - i'd hire you. i'd accept no less than DutchBoy - THA MASTER!
- DutchBoy0
haha, yea, it's a weird obsession, haha!
just say anything, i'll find it for ya.
:P
- _salisae_0
alien - ya gotta come clean on this.
your intentions weren't horrible - just trying to entertain. no biggie.
LIAR LIAR PANTALONS ON FIRE! ;)
- aliendn0
omg dutchboy, im phucking speechless right now...
honestly it wasn't a dream, its was 4:10pm when i typed it (i get off at 4:15pm) and i wanted to kill time, and i was reading the "why not" thread and getting sick of it, and since i was on NT i know how much people hate lens flares, so i wrote a creative story to take me to 4:15 cause i couldnt wait to get out of work.
I swear on my life i never saw that quote that you linked (i'm an honest dude, ripping ain't my style, even for humour purposes), so im kinda mind fucked right now, because i'm wondering HOW THE PHUCK DOES SOMEONE OUT OF NOWHERE EQUATE WALKEN WITH LENS FLARE? i mean its one of the most popular skits, but still, im at a loss for words right now. so i admit it wasn't a real dream, but i never saw someone mention that scenario before.
ps: how the hell did YOU come across something like that haha that's too hilarious
peace
- DutchBoy0
"HOW THE PHUCK DOES SOMEONE OUT OF NOWHERE EQUATE WALKEN WITH LENS FLARE? "
haha! well, it's natural, in a way.
i mean i stepped out of my house the other day and bumped into some neighbours chatting on the street and i heard them talking about walken and then i heard the word lensflare... so..
HAHA, only kidding!!
this is funny though!
;)
- aliendn0
he should endorse ipod ;p
another hilarious walken moment for me besides the time he danced in the hilariously awesome fatboy slim video was when he was in the simpsons reading a childrens story innocently enought and the childrent were scared shitless gradually moving away from him
good times
- JazX0
I used to live on the same street in Queens, NYC where he was raised.
- pascii0
this is truly a nightmare. like peewee hermann presents your very cool idea
- JazX0
I would like to have met Chris right around the time he did Deer Hunter. He was great in that.