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- jevad0
I love it. Now Flash in the Can is gonna be the design version of the Source Awards, except instead of Dr Dre getting stole on it's gonna be three gay canadians-- two Steve Irkels and a floozie with frosted bangs.
Seriously, this is why rap albums shouldn't be sold at walmart.
kingjulien
(Feb 2 05, 12:19)
- jevad0
6:00 Evening News:
At 1:42pm today, at a technology convention, three young men opened fire on a group of attendees taking the lives of one and critically injuring three others. Investigators believe this is the result of an on an ongoing argument that started on an internet message board . All three suspects have been detained and are being held without bail.
A witness to the event and acquaintance of the three shooters identified them as young professionals who have a long-standing reputation within their community for their hostility toward any that might belittle, or tease them.
Victims families are seeking maximum penalty as well as undisclosed punitive and compensatory damages. A counceling hotline has been provided as free service to attendees of the convention.
SteveJobs
(Feb 2 05, 12:55)
- jevad0
Getti's First Day In Prison
Cellmate: "What are you in for?"
Sean: "I shot some motherfucker at a multimedia conference. I met him on the internet and he made me crazy mad"
Cellmate: "Bend Over"
gruntt
(Feb 2 05, 13:13)
- jevad0
call me. 416 841 0018. and jeedub..
416 871 2888
derek2005
(Feb 2 05, 13:36)
- -leah-0
INT-Day-Somewhere in Canada
A boy with frosted bangs answers his cell.
Voice: What's poppin'?
Leah: Hi, Derek?
Derek2005: Yo, what's the dilly?
Leah: Hi, this is Leah, from NT. I was calling because I was curious, are you and jeedub for real?
Derek2005: Word is bond.
Leah: But I...I...don't believe there are people like you out there.
Derek2005: True dat, biootch. Thanks for being the only reasonable mofo on that site.
Leah: But, like, are you guys for real? Like, omg.
Jeedub: Hey Leah, this is Greg, what are you doing later? Do you want to listen while I make Derek squeal like a pig? Have you ever seen the Canadian United Colors of Benetton version of Deliverance? In a hottub with monitors?
Leah: I just don't believe there are people like you.
JeeDub: After we do this like brutus, I'm gonna watch Paris is Burning on my flatscreen while Derek feeds me grades and tosses my salad. Can i put you on speakerphone? Ite?
Leah: This is so exciting. Like, are you guys for real?
Jeedub: (talking to a voice in the background in best Trainging Day voice) You ever have your shitpacked, honkey? Care if I put on some Peebo Bryson Greatest hits or the Hanging with Mr. Cooper soundtrack? Something to get you in the mood. Remeber, though, I'm your daddy. Now get up and fetch me a turkey pot pie.
Leah: Is this a joke or something?
kingjulien
(Feb 2 05, 13:53)
- Gorbie0
omg!
- iDp0
Screw America, screw their lack of personal privacy and screw their pathetic war on terror.
jamble(Feb 2 05, 23:26)
hey jamble, if we wanted a brit's opinion on the matter, we'd just dictate it to tony blair.
mattyd(Feb 2 05, 23:42)
- ********0
oh snap jamble got served!
- GeorgiePorgie0
Marvellous! As soon as this shallow end of the culture pool dies off - the better.
I've had enough of this 'urban' shit.
Guns'n'bling - so immature.
Nairn
(Feb 3 05, 05:43)
- GeorgiePorgie0
yeah make a poster with really hot girls with big boobs, tat would be an awesome poster!
vwsung18t
(Feb 3 05, 06:02)
- GeorgiePorgie0
call me. 416 841 0018. and jeedub..
416 871 2888
derek2005
(Feb 2 05, 13:36)Now what weould be really funny would be if someone were to call them very early in the morning call them cocks and hang up, just like in the office.
Preferably record it and post it here for all to hear.
MX_OnD
(Feb 3 05, 02:52)
- paraselene0
Tell Soda I've got a pint of Wife Beater in the fridge at work, and yes, I'm going to drink it on the tube.
moth
(Feb 3 05, 08:57)
- ********0
I'm gonna beat my wife any minute now...
- k0na_an0k0
harry potter and the general lee NAH NAH nah nah nah nah NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!
k0na_an0k
(Feb 3 05, 08:37)+++++++++++++++++++
Sorry I posted something I said, but since posting it I keep laughing about it thinking of Harry Potter behind the wheel jumping a flatbed train car blasting the horn.
hahahaha.
- -leah-0
Hairy Peter and teh 45 degree angle that made Moby cry.
driftlab
(Feb 3 05, 10:27)
- -leah-0
You must have pooped yer pants when you found out JazX was actually the Pope.
mr_snuggles
(Feb 3 05, 11:54)
- peteski0
Harry Potter and the Expired Gmail invite.
mayo
(Feb 2 05, 16:06)
- danthon0
toronto scene:
it's like the death row records of the design scene.
johndiggity
(Feb 4 05, 19:25)
- danthon0
you don't know i have no talent, i have talent, i just don't feel the need to show it. just cause you don't see it doesn't mean it isnt there, and i AM a designer.
-leah-
(Feb 4 05, 19:54)
- -leah-0
omg why did you put that shit statement in the pvn anthology danthon!!!