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INT-Day-Somewhere in Canada
A boy with frosted bangs answers his cell.
Voice: What's poppin'?
Leah: Hi, Derek?
Derek2005: Yo, what's the dilly?
Leah: Hi, this is Leah, from NT. I was calling because I was curious, are you and jeedub for real?
Derek2005: Word is bond.
Leah: But I...I...don't believe there are people like you out there.
Derek2005: True dat, biootch. Thanks for being the only reasonable mofo on that site.
Leah: But, like, are you guys for real? Like, omg.
Jeedub: Hey Leah, this is Greg, what are you doing later? Do you want to listen while I make Derek squeal like a pig? Have you ever seen the Canadian United Colors of Benetton version of Deliverance? In a hottub with monitors?
Leah: I just don't believe there are people like you.
JeeDub: After we do this like brutus, I'm gonna watch Paris is Burning on my flatscreen while Derek feeds me grades and tosses my salad. Can i put you on speakerphone? Ite?
Leah: This is so exciting. Like, are you guys for real?
Jeedub: (talking to a voice in the background in best Trainging Day voice) You ever have your shitpacked, honkey? Care if I put on some Peebo Bryson Greatest hits or the Hanging with Mr. Cooper soundtrack? Something to get you in the mood. Remeber, though, I'm your daddy. Now get up and fetch me a turkey pot pie.
Leah: Is this a joke or something?
kingjulien
(Feb 2 05, 13:53)