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- ********0
Tables and Divs are like Michael Jackson and little boys....
best kept well apart.
MX_OnD
(Feb 1 05, 06:22)
- dopepope0
i go out to the yard and lay down on my side to pee.
gruntt(Feb 1 05, 10:44)
- -leah-0
can ah roall oan the floar wi' the dug?
MX_OnD
(Feb 1 05, 15:29)
- janne0
Like a dog!
mg33
(Feb 1 05, 15:15)No like a dog, wi' the fucken dog, ken?
MX_OnD
(Feb 1 05, 15:21)fuck'en the dog, ya hooorrrr??
janne
(Feb 1 05, 15:23)no fucken, jist sucken, ken?
MX_OnD
(Feb 1 05, 15:23)Are ye real, bampot?
sucken the dug??Nee like the guttered gadgee i saw fistin aa mingin chihuahua in the shunky the ither day.
he's a radge, ken?
janne
(Feb 1 05, 15:36)fisten a chiuahaha, did the dug explode?
MX_OnD
(Feb 1 05, 15:38)i din nae, it was houghin', ken?
i told the numpty "Yer erse is oot the windae!!"
janne
(Feb 1 05, 15:41)ye telt him fucken gid janne!
*memo tae masel - avoid fisten wee dugs
MX_OnD
(Feb 1 05, 15:44)haha! he's ae swally teuchtar!
after that he simply went back tae the pub and asked: "A'll hae a troch 'o roch, un a puck 'o richy peg" as if nithin happen'd!! the bevvy!
janne
(Feb 1 05, 15:51)whit a durty hoor, ah'm very impressed wi' yer sco'ish janne, nae bad fer a dutch cunt, ken?
MX_OnD
(Feb 1 05, 15:52)i'm chuffed!
but i need tae be hammered for proper haver, ken?
janne
(Feb 1 05, 15:55)
- canuck0
well imagine being a guy living in a gigantic metropole finding your way in life. In the vast mass of people you are looking for a way to distinguish yourself, set yourself apart, preferrably the way up. Trying to find some respect for the individual you know you are, but in the urban environment nothing more then a grain of sand walking through the Sahara. You don't want to be that sandgrain, you want to be the superstar. So you are trying to affiliate yourself with superstars, the ones you don't want to acknowledge as your idol, but in your mind you know that all the requirements to call him or her your idol are there. But you keep it to yourself, confessing means throwing yourself back in the endless herd of sandgrain marching to hells kitchen and back. You try to keep up the appearances to the ones that you need to confirm your way up to the stars, you call them friends. In order to impress them and make your intentions visible you will need expensive hiphop clothing and on the creative side you want to be affiliated to the hottest magazines in town, so you act like their designer of photographer. Your smooth talking and impressive blingbling will help you get a model back to your lofty apt. that's actually a bit too hard on your bank to keep. You will take pictures of her, standing on the edge of the typical facades or dark ends of trashy alleys to depict the rough powers of urban life whilst showing the vulnerability of the female beauty in this context. But you do not want to think about it too much, you simply cannot wait to post it on internet message boards and, even better, try not to talk about the image, like real artists do. Let the image speak for itself. But still...this is not really bringing in the money to pay the rent, the fancy clothes and to fill the bong you always proudly share with your pseudo-imaginary friends. No, indtead you go out and try to make a buck creating templated banners and flyers for local carpet stores and plumbers and whatver can bring the oh so needed dime into your pocket.
You are living the double life that must of us still live or have lived once. But you don't want to admit it. And if you do see someone prancing his feathers on the very same messageboards you are filled with the steaming hot adrenaline of jealousy so you'd like to ridicule him for your own good. While you inhale the stimulating grass once more, you take action.
No words to it, just like the artist you want to be seen as.
You hit broadcast, kick back and inhale again.. overlooking the skyline from new york, smiling..
you've done it again!
janne
(Feb 1 05, 14:46)
- -leah-0
i think they're drunk in a bush somewhere planning their getaway
rasp(Feb 1 05, 17:04)
- blackspade0
ooooo Janne who was that post directed at !? ^ (posted by canuck above?)
- janne0
noone in particular. haha.. or the one who feels offended.. well it'd be about that person then! :P
(see carty and friends 2 thread)
- blackspade0
i sooo guessed that.
d c
- janne0
yo an other dude of faceless.be
got the mail about the logo i stole(used)
furst off all i am sorry i used it designer!i will explaine why i did this lame thing
flatcat is a belgium group(i live in beglium) and i am a huge fan of them and used there band name in games as my nickname.
i liked there logo to(so nice work on the logo btw i got the tshird whit it at home)
so i used it on my site in one of the blocks
but i dident think about the reaction it would give to use it whit about asking (i dit not think i had to ask it furst on the designer, that is stuf were i just dont think about when i get a pic from the internet)sorry annyway designer
i deleted the hole site and will remake a hole new one(and i know i dont speak english that good so dont respond on that)
noeloes
(Feb 1 05, 09:25)-----------------------
noeloes, a 17 year old Belgian guy/girl that used/borrowed/ripped tuig's logo (he made it for flatcat). Never seen a response here so polite and sweet. awww... is it real?
- blackspade0
hehehehe nice.
- enjine0
Ah'm no at home but masturbaten anyway.
MX_OnD
(Feb 2 05, 08:31)
- jevad0
hey jeedub
yo. whats good son.
derek2005
(Feb 2 05, 09:44)Fuck me, 2005??? Derek ye've come back 2005 times an' still dinnae tek the hint?
MX_OnD
(Feb 2 05, 09:45)
- ********0
You two = AutoGhey™
k0na_an0k
(Feb 2 05, 09:54)
- canuck0
i wouldn't talk to you on the street. i'd just punch you in the throat and take your wallet.
heh heh.
k0na_an0k
(Feb 2 05, 10:17)
- grayhood0
in reference to the pope's death
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I hope he wills me his hat collection.
mrdobolina(Feb 2 05, 09:35)
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hahahah
- -leah-0
Yo son, that party was phat, kid, there was like Pabst Blue Ribbon and monitors and bathtubs and canadian white guys trying way too hard to act black, and then the one token soul brotha came and validated our whole styloooo. he gave us some new skullies and then started chopping us up, one at a time, and it was real son, the next thing you know someone had on the crying game and i was like jeedub, what are you doing to me man-- that's my butthole and someone smoked a jizzoint and started freestyling real slow, and it was like berlin in the 30's--asses on fire, and then some cats were trying to clown, but we don't play that, so when they said that in the street we had to fight, except we're white and skinny and like 15, and even though we sound down we're really soft ass crackas, and these designer guys started whooping our ass, but since the night before i kind of liked it, and i was like, can you use the whole fist doc, and then we went snowboarding and took some dope photos and seriously, why are you guys hatin'? don't hate the playa, hate the game, ite
kingjulien
(Feb 2 05, 11:09)
- ********0
leah beat me to it :)
- -leah-0
:P
- jevad0
You bitches think I'm a skinny small white designer dude. Your fucked, I roll heavy.
On the real come to Flash in the Can and see how small I am.
This is a DIRECT CALLOUT to anyone who wants to really beef with Jeedub & Getti. We'll be at the Flash in the Can.
jeedoubleu
(Feb 2 05, 11:51)