Girl Trouble
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- shellie0
sure i do drop shadow... i also dutch oven that shit. yehyer. mine dont stink. but his are quiet and killa. at least he knows mine are coming.
- ********0
is this true shellie?
- shant0
If my math is correct, that means if I wanted to fart in front of a chick before I dated her for 6 months I'd have to fuck her over 4 times a day every day.
Damn.
- ********0
alright, here's what i think i should do:
call the young lady and apologize for leaving her at the bar..pay her the $45 bar she had to eat and fuck shellie in the ass
- mr_snuggles0
Farting, burping, who the fuck cares, as long as my wife shuts the door when she's dropping the kids off, then it's all kosher.
- shellie0
ok ok. all girls that burp and fart are dirty. ladies dont do that. we also dont poop or talk and we're really good at cooking and cleaning.
- ********0
yeah, your math is incorrect, thats your problem.
- 2cent0
hahaha... thread of the week!
- shellie0
ok fuck you drop shadow you truely are a fuckhole.
- shellie0
drop, I’m sure you'll drop the ball apologizing too. while you’re at it i think you owe me one.
- shant0
Man, my math was way off. You'd only have to half-fuck once a day.
- tuig0
i love shellie.
- Point50
OK, so maybe it wasn't cool that you left her with the tab, but that's about it. I wouldn't be down with the burping in the face either. Yeah, girls burp too, but all up in your grill on a first date? Hellz no.
blind date-1
and -$45
:D
- ********0
sorry shellie...
but if you ever burp in my face your getting 9 inches in the poop chute
- tuig0
damn man,very laim...
- Point50
uh-oh
- ad10
i don't think she'd let your 4.5 in twice
- ********0
say that with your real account biatch.
- johndiggity0
yeah that's pretty shitty. for me to be grossed out, she'd have to get up on the table and take a squat in my soup. but that's just me...
- ********0
HERE...HOLD MY DRINK BITCH