Girl Trouble
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- kezza_20
I'll try anything once, where are these Sloppy Suck Fuck Farty Burp Parties going down
Or SFFBP's for short
- DutchBoy0
we have a SFFBP next month in Sydney, there be bondi girls as well.
it's just ouside the city next to the Gag-Inn.
- motokiss0
LOL dude that is classic, i only see that shit on TV but u sir are funny. Thats balls i would never do that though there has been times i wish i just had of left
- DutchBoy0
"i would never do that though there has been times i wish i just had of left"
like that one night, before you two went to bed and she was pissing in the toilet STANDING UP?
- SloppyThirds0
So Drop - Did you say sorry?
- SloppyThirds0
Also Shellie. I am so sorry that I offended you yesterday. You are a true friend and hope this doesnt cause any issues. You doing ok today?
- shellie0
do i know you eh? im sure i do but youve got a tricky alias.
- -sputnik-0
although she sounds rank and you probably wouldn't want a person like that around, you could have paid the tab and told her it was time to go.
you could still have been a gentleman about it, right?
- ********0
so i talked to the girl last night and she started screaming at me about what a rude asshole i was and i owe her $45, so i said i will apologize and pay her the money only on one condition:
ANAL!
she said she will think about it and get back to me.
damn, everything happens for a reason...
THANKS NT!
- SloppyThirds0
Ill take credit for the Anal!!
Woohoo!
- ********0
I don't even come close to females without proper manners and at least somewhat proper grammar.
- toastie0
damn, dropshadow, you're not only an asshole, but a liear.
- ********0
toastie, dont hate the playa
- ricstultz0
Jeeeezzzzzzzzzus, I tried to read it all but I couldn't.
one question... who the fuck cares if someone farts or burps? its all good... we all do it. yall in denial or somethin?want your woman's tummy to be all upset from holdin it in?.. nah, I'm like go for it hunny... let it rip.
BUUUUUURRPPPPPPPP!
oh yeah.
- tymeframe0
dood, I'm sorry to say but that's funny shit. A bit over reacted, but still funny.
You have a taste for certain type of girl, i'm right there with you. I'd pay the tab, apologize for your rudeness (even if she doesn't apologize for hers) and say good bye.
I definitely bet she'll think twice before burping in her dates face in the future.
- mrdobolina0
pussies.
- Point50
Seriously, everyone burps farts and sh*ts. but on a first date? I don't think so. both parties were rude, but that burp was the catalyst.
*please see the "What Happened?" thread
:r
- ricstultz0
yeah I agree the burp was rude... common sense says you don't do that on a first date. But only a real tool would stick a woman with the whole tab...
but maybe the story is bullshit, kinda smells that way..I dunno.
I think its funny tho how people don't ever want their women to burp or fart.... grow up.
- ********0
farts gross me out - and i really dont wanna smell it... go to the washroom and do it - and if its REALLY bad, then light a match.. its just common courtesy if you ask me.
- mrdobolina0
she obviously felt falsely-comfortable around your uptight azz.