Girl Trouble
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- ********
Here's the problem,
I go on a blind date with a girl, let's call her "sheila", me and sheila are talking having some drinks and generally having a great time. about an hour into the date sheila let's out the loudest most obnoxious burp i've ever heard, about 12 inches from my face. I excuse myself from the table and proceed to my car...leaving that foul bitch at the bar.
did i over react?
- tuig0
yes you did.
burping aint that bad...
burp
- jevad0
the burp was rude - you leaving like that was even ruder
- F_180
mmmmm.....kinda.
- toulouz0
that's so funny, yeah you over reacted. burps aint that bad, she could have just farted...worse but still humorous
- dippy0
I feel for you, man. But... I also feel for the girl. I mean, the two of you could've laughed about it or something. And if she turned out to be, you know, chronic, THEN you can dump her.
But there's no point talkin' about it now, seeing as how there's pretty much nothing else you can do at this point.
- SloppyThirds0
Bad call. Im sure you would have gotten anal the first night.
- bSavoy0
man....shiiiit....some chick burps in my face...FUNK DAT...tell her to get to steppin and learn some manners...im not bout to do that to her....its the kindegarden rule...treat others how you want to be treated...you dont see me going up to girls and burping in their face acting like its "el natural" ...just cause she a chick dont make it right...in fact it prolly be more gross seeing a chick do it...you expect that from a guy not a girl.... you should have burped in her face then left. :)
- nice-land0
did it smell like bacon, I hear that's the best
- canuck0
are you serious?
you ditched the girl over a burp. thats way over-reacting man.
- mr_snuggles0
You deserve each other
- ********0
well, my friend who set us up was pretty upset cause I left her with a $45 bar tab, but i was just so grossed out.
are there any girls here that do this shit?
- shant0
This story is obviously false.
People who use this site don't go on dates with girls.
- toastie0
jesus man, you're really an asshole. It's a fucking burp.
- Dublao70
well how hot was she? on a scale from 1 to 10.
- SLAZ0
i think it was a cover for you leaving your wallet at home.
- bSavoy0
anything above a 7 dont burp out loud
- ********0
i know a girl who burps with the best of them. but she's ok.
- ********0
she was a solid california 8,
but damn she looked like she was giving birth when she let that shit out, i really wanted to punch her in the throat but held back
- toastie0
you obviously have some problems, my friend.
- -leah-0
my god man you are an ass! you left her with the tab for doing something that is a natural body function?!?!? i am appauled, you sir are a total pussy for being grossed out by that!
>:(